Haikus

As usual, I took these from the geniuses at KithLovers. Send in any haikus you want to, I'm always open. Just so you know, they go 5-7-5. Here's an example:

Laura steals from list.
KithLovers, you should know that.
God bless all of them!

Now try it yourself, and/or enjoy these!

Bellini or Reg?
Scott got a heckler, now pissed
Swallow it, Foley!

Headcrusher on roof
Looking at heads through fingers
Says, "I crush your head!"

"Jerry, what's happened?"
Give me back my pills, you prick!
Sizzler Reunion!

Look! Running Faggot!
He stops to feed a puppy
God speed through Texas!

Imagination
It's a dying animal
Office, Submarine!

Genius revealed.
Five lone men bring laughs to me.
How do they know me?

Hecubus must pee.
Simon cops a feel for laughs.
Kevin knows dave well.

Obsession is strange.
Springing from inspiration.
I understand now.

Dave bruce kevin mark
Scott asks "where are all the fags?"
Guess they stayed home scott.

Headcrusher, nuvall
Facepincher declares a war
And gets his ass kicked

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