Scott's Bio

After graduation from a Swiss finishing school in 1960, Scott embarked on an international modeling career. His first big assignment was as the "face" of NAM cosmetics. Then the American military industrial complex (AMIC), in a bid to squash Canada's growing dominance in the global beauty industry, began a protracted war in the far off region of south east Asia and soon NAM was no longer synonymous with Canuck beauty. Bloody but unbowed, Scott soon landed on his feet once again as the "face" of AYDS diet candy. AMIC, up to their dirty tricks, soon ensured that Scott's career was floundering once again.

Years later, he stumbled into a nightclub where he discovered four ex-models rehearsing a skit for the Canadian international auto show. Bitten by the corporate theatre bug, he joined the group known as the Kids in the Hall at the age of 53, where he waits for his big break and AMIC to destroy it all once again.

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