Bunn - Oh fuck off you horrendous piece of filthy shit. This is one of the most painful films I have ever had the utter displeasure of sitting through. I watched it when I was about 12 and have nightmares about it all the time. Well, not really, but it is offensive. It should never have been made. this, My Girl, Rainbow and all the other bobbins films that get money thrown at them should be burned and spat on. Oh, you can put Get Shorty and The Big Lebowski there as well, fucking dog shit arse-candle bloody trash. They must die....

Dave - Bunn, have you no fond childhoood memories other than torturing cats? I loved this as a kid, new all the words to the songs and even performed it on stage. Martin is at his OTT best and looks strangely alluring in leather...