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16. Charleton Heston -- Shot by an ape cleaning its semi-automatic "hunting rifle"
15. Pamela Anderson Lee -- Boobytrap
14. Susan Lucci -- Tripped and broke her neck while running up steps to accept Emmy
13. Barry White -- Ambushed by a squad of confused Girl Scout leaders
12. Alanis Morissette -- Killed just after winning the lottery at age 98, in a car accident during a traffic jam on her own rainy wedding day while receiving a prepaid free ride from
three women who look just like her but with worse hair.
11. Anna Nicole Smith -- Suffocated while working out on a
slant board
10. Jenny McCarthy -- Struck by a random thought
9. Marlon Brando -- Choked to death while eating buttered popcorn at 25th anniversary screening of "Last Tango in Paris"
8. Keith Richards -- Natural causes
7. RuPaul -- Prostate cancer
6. Madonna -- Exposure
5. Al Gore -- Dutch Elm disease
4. Keanu Reeves -- Brain tumor
3. Marv Albert -- Hit by Victoria's Secret delivery truck outside of Carpet World
2. Pee Wee Herman -- Died by his own hand
...and the Number 1 Most Ironic Celebrity Death...
1. Gallagher -- Killed by Smashing Pumpkins