Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? Why do they report power outages on TV? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Can you be a closet claustrophobic? When it rains, why don't sheep shrink? Why is the word abbreviation so long? Is it possible to be totally partial? What's another word for thesaurus? If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in? If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent? If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages? Should vegetarians eat animal crackers? Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift? What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants? Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites? If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? If someone with multiple pesonalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Is there another word for synonym? Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top on meant to be thrown away? Can fat people go skinny-dipping? Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?BACK