Welcome to my pleasure hut... he he, just kidding. Here is one hefty batch of sounds for fast effective relief. We now have over 50! Okay, so maybe a few got deleted. Bear with me I get some new sounds...
The Cable Guy screen saver!
Somebody To Love!! (455k)
Well, I have kissed a man
If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might of been killed!
What's the matter? Afraid I'll make a stink?
Nobody messes with the doo!
Alrighty then!
I'm looking for Ray finkle
Do NOT go in there!
Looooooser!
If you do anything...
Reeaally?
Ace is gigglin'!
HDS coming through!
YUMMY!
P-A-R-T- why? Because I GOTTA!
That's a spicy meat-a-ball-a!
Hold on to your lugnuts...
Smmmmokin'!
Somebody stop me!!!
Pffff, pardon me
Ya got me, pardner
This guy's encouragable!
Tell Scarlett I do give a damn!
They call me Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat...
The Dumb and Dumber desktop theme!
You are one pathetic loser!!
Most annoying sound IN THE WORLD!!
Big gulps, huh? Alright...
Caffeine will kill ya!
Hmm, hmm, heh, hee!
I will help you solve the greatest riddle of all... who... is... Batman?
No rough housing in the spa!
Let me show you something!! (In Living Color)