But actually, I am just a humble young man from Dayton, Ohio who wants nothing more in life than to pursue the things in life that all of us want: women, money and beer, not necessarily in that order!

Like our beloved Warrior Princess, I have MANY skills, and enough varied interests to keep me occupied fully...a subject that could be debated by those who know me.

I went to Bowling Green State University in Ohio, a fine school with much to recommend it (except the weather!). I met many of my greatest friends there and so see what all the fuss is about.

I'm also a VERY big Florida State Seminoles fan--see why they are the best football team in America!

One of my real passions is Formula 1 racing--I love the speed and the exotic flavor of international open-wheel motorsport. Check out these pages to find out all about it!

• A fantastic page from Great Britain, its the main source of info for me.
• Also, take a look at the official home page of the greatest name in racing, Ferrari. Just the name can give you chills!

Another thing I love is Led Zeppelin. Well, come on, they practically invented music as we know it today (I could be wrong about this). There are countless sites devoted to them, but one of my favorites is "Tight But Loose", yet another page from Great Britain. It has many links to other Zep pages, so take a look-see!

Well shoot, I could just go on and on here, but you need to check out some other things on this site also. I have a whole attic full of stuff that really doesn't fit anywhere else so I put it there! Take a look!

Or to those who dare, come down to the gun room, but be forewarned, some of the things are not for persons under the age of 18, so don't go crying to mommy if you don't like something! That is the disclaimer--there taint no mo!

Thats it for now--come back soon, won't you? As Callisto would say, if she wasn't stuck in the lava flow, "I'm counting on you!"