Lonestar

"we're doing it for a **itload of money!"

LoneStar is played by the laughable Bill Pullman. He is combination spoof of Han Solo and Luke Skywalker, and probably a few other space heroes. He is also a short time bearer of the fabulous ring of the schwartz. Here's a sampling of some of Lonestar's lines.
"You're ugly when you're angry"(22k)
"Call me idiot not you captain." (38k)
"At last we meet for the first time.." (334k)

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