We, the People. 

Harm receives a medal from The President 

President "Lieutenent Commander Rabb, you may single handedly give lawyers a good name...Congratulations" 

Harm "Thank you Mister President" 

Chegwidden "Well done Commander" 

Harm  "Thank you, sir" 

Bud: "..very well done" 

Chegwidden "Don't over do it Mr. Roberts, he's a naval aviator, with his wings comes an ego as big as an Admiral's" 

Harm "What were FBI agents doing in a mail truck?" 

Mac "Guarding the declaration of independence" 

Harm laughs stopping when he realises that Mac isn't joking 

Chegwidden "Lets don't judge Mr Webb to harshly, no doubt transporting the declaration of independence was his responsibility, and if it's not recovered he'll be spending his mornings reading the classifieds" 

Harm laughs "Yes. Sir." 

Chegwidden "...and so will the three of you...Dismissed" 

Harm "Do you have anything to pick up?" 

Mac "I'm a Marine Harm. First to go... we always keep a packed bag in the car" 

Harm "I guess that's the difference between Sailors & Marines. I keep golf clubs in my car" 

Mac "We have 33 minutes Commander" 

Harm looks at his watch   Harm "How do you do that?" 

Mac " I've got great timing" 

Harm  "Take me back" 

Webb  "What's wrong?" 

Harm " Nothing..You and Lieutenent Roberts check the site, I've decided to go with the Major" 

Webb "Why?" 

Harm  "I get airsick!" 

Mac "I got pulled off a double murder case to work this investigation & I doubt it's because of my vast experience with mail holdups in Arizona!" 

Bud shows Webb his method how to view Satellites in the Sky 

Webb " All I'm doing is going blind" 

Bud "well, that's why they stopped using it, Sir" 

Harm "Hey! There's a bed back here" 

Mac "so-o-o..." 

Harm "...well it fits our cover story" 

Mac "Thats a very nice smile, and I'm sure most of the time it gets you what you want, but I don't know you, Commander." 

Webb "How long does it take to eat?" 

Agent "That depends. Is this Major a looker?" 

Webb  "7.6" 

Agent  "Wait, wait, you break it down into tenths?" 

Webb "I use the Richter Scale" 

Secrets 

Harm "Leave it to the Marines" 

Mac "most people do" 

Harm "First guy on the beach and first to break out of Grotten Brig" 

Mac  "No-ones ever broken out of Grotten Brig...your not kidding" 

Harm  "Uh-huh" 

Mac "My god, this Magida must be one resourceful Marine" 

Harm "Hey,  when your done Semper Fi'ing can you point me in the direction of the Billings' file. The Admirals got a bug up his six about the appeal" 

Harm "What are you doing back here anyway  Webb, I thought you had a lady waiting? 

Webb  "Yeah, well, maybe I don't want to see that kid dead either" 

Harm  "Well I'll be damned" 

Webb  "Ohh don't try to bond with me Harm, I'll get sick" 

Chegwidden  "I need to speak to Private Mageda a moment" 

Bud  "Very well Sir. This court will be in recess for 5 minutes. Bud hits book on the desk "Uhh.. think of this as a gavel Sir" 

Chegwidden "My imagination doesn't extend as far as yours, Lieutenent" 

Chegwidden "We're running out of time here son" 

Mac  "Three minutes if your right about Osborne only giving us a half hour, Admiral. 

Chegwidden  "How the hell do you do that, Major?" 

Mac  "I don't know Sir, but I'm never off by more then 30 seconds" 

Mageda "Thank god you didn't pull that trigger Commander" 

Osborne "Your concerned about me?" 

Mageda "Not about you Sir. About the commander. My weapon doesn't have any bullets in it Sir" 

Harm & Chegwidden both laugh 

Jinx 

Bud "Does that mean you're not mad at me anymore, Sir? 

Harm "I was never mad at you Bud. It's Mac that's always complaining about you" 

Annie  "How about you? Anyone manage to tame Harmon Rabb?" 

Harm turns away smiling 

Annie "Hmm, didn't think so" 

Harm "Well, it's not as hopeless as you might think" 

Annie  "No, I know. It just has to be the right woman, don't worry, I still have faith in you" 

Harm (to reporter)  "Hey! You don't get it, do you? Those men lay it on the line everyday. Some die, for this country, for you. If you can't support that, then just back the hell off. 

Heroes 

Mac  "If you have some evidence I should know about..." 

Harm  "You'll eventually get it, and then you can plea bargain" 

Mac  "In your dreams Cmdr" 

Harm "Ohh, you don't want to be in my dreams, Major?" 

Mac  "Red light Commander!" 

Harm  "Red light? There was nothing sexual in what I said, and if you think there was, then maybe I should be giving you the red light" 

Harm (to Mac) "Well, you've got all the 4 major food groups here; Starch, grease, dead animal, and ketchup!" 

Harm "Where were you raised?" 

Mac  "Where friends don't sandbag friends." 

Harm  "Thats somewhere in Ohio, isn't it?" 

Mac  "Haha. cute does not work with me Harm" 

Harm  "I wasn't being cute. I was being funny" 

Mac  "Yeah, like when you fired that HNK in court?" 

Harm  "Well, I thought it was pretty funny when you ducked under the table" 

Mac  "I'm a Marine, Harm. Marines don't duck" 

Harm  "Well, what do Marines do?" 

Mac  "They take cover, but they never duck" 

Crossing the Line 

Chegwidden "..during a crossing the line ceremony.." 

Mac "I thought the Navy was going to deep six that ceremony" 

Chegwidden "It's been toned down Major" 

Harm "It's still a great part of Naval tradition" 

Mac "Something tells me Cmrd Rabb had his day as a Pollywog" 

Harm "First time I crossed the Equator I got hosed, had to do maybe 1000 sit-ups, i got dunked twice and had to crawl through the tunnle of moral courage blindfolded" 

Mac "What I wouldn't have given to have been there"
(Harm raises His Eyebrow) 

Mac: "As an observer, of course" 

Bud "There she is - my 1st sea duty" 

Harm "Your only sea duty, Bud" 

Harm "Hell, when I crossed the equator I spent a half hour slow dancing with Bob Fredricks" 

Mac "Did you date much afterwards?" 

Mac "What about DNKH?" 

CAG  "Well, that's the technical one Major. Damn Near Killed Herself" 

Congress Woman How tall are you? 

Harm "Excuse me?" 

Congress Woman  "How would you feel if I told you, you looked really cute in that uniform...and that you should dye your hair platinum blond?" 

Harm  "6'4,  I'll give your regards to my tailor and uh, platinum really isn't my shade, Ma'am." 

CAG  "You miss it?" 

Harm  "Sometimes. Never at night" 

Trinity 

Mac  "But I thought you said this Barnes was a ghost?" 

Chegwidden: "Well Major, I guess that makes you...Ghostbusters." 

Ghosts 

Mac  "At any point did you try to revive him?" 

Danvers  "Yes ma'am. We tried to get him on his feet and walking, but he had stopped breathing. Malcom, I mean, Shipman Holmes even tried mouth to mouth resusitation" 

Mac and Bud both splurge out laughing 

Harm "Can I see you outside a moment Major? You too Lt." 

They walk out of the office 

Harm  "You think this is funny?" 

Bud laughing  "No Sir" 

Mac  "Come on Harm... You got to admit that it was..." 

Harm  "Bill is dead, Mac. They killed him" 

Mac  "Harm. He's a goat. They gave mouth to mouth resusitation to a *goat*" 

Harm  "Bill has been the Annapolis Mascot for as long as I can remember. Although that may mean nothing to an OCS graduate, it means a hell of a lot to anybody that has ever attended the Academy" 

Mac  "Come on Harm. It was an accident. Don't tell me when you were at Annapolis you never did anything like this?" 

Bud  "Yeahh.. well, Keeter told me that Commander Rabb was ha...." 

Harm  "Lieutentent, this conversation is not about me. Now let's approach this with a little more dignity..." 

Full Engagement 

Harm  "Game Warden. One of the World's top 10 thankless jobs" 

Mac  "Before or after JAG officers?" 

Harm "It's a toss up really" 

Harm  "Think you can stand Marine?" 

Mac  "Unless you plan to carry me" 

Harm  "Well, maybe you should have laid off the Beltaway burgers!" 

Mac  "Yeah, and you worked out more!" 

Bud  "Yes. I noticed that his car is still parked out front. I take it he hasn't come back yet" 

Man in hanger  "Boy! You Naval officers just keep getting smarter, Woooo.." 

Harm's Ansaphone "You have 12 new messages" 

Angel "Yeah 10 of them from you Sir" 

Harm's Ansaphone "Where the hell are you sir? Arghh ..I didn't mean to hell you sir...Arghh Can I rewind?" 

Mac  "You really know how to show a girl a good time. Most guys at least make me breakfast after I spend the night with them" 

Harm  "..and how many would that be?" 

Harm  "Come on, let's go" 

Mac  "I can't. I'm sorry. I can't." 

Harm  "What do you mean, you can't? Your a Marine. Come on Mac. What happened to that gung ho, semper fi, kickass jarhead I used to know? Don't let me down now Mac. We've made it this far. Damn it. This is precisely why we shouldn't allow women in combat 'cause when it comes to the clinch you know their going to fall apart. If you were a real Marine..." 

Mac  "All right already. Shut up. You've made your point!" 

Mac  "Oh, what happened to Sarah?" 

Harm "Nothing she lives in Belleville, Pennsylvania" 

Mac  "Do you still love her?" 

Harm  "I'm wild about her...she's my grandmother" 

Washington Holiday 

Harm  "Do I have a say in this, sir?" 

Chegwidden  "Not if your smart" 

Harm  "When akwardness goes to 40 dollars a barrel, I want the drilling rights to Bud's head" 

Mac "Come on Harm, it just takes him a while to get warmed up" 

Harm "Warmed up? Love isn't baseball Mac" 

Mac  "How would you know?" 

Secret Service Agent  "We'll get her" 

Harm  "Hey you want to keep this low profile right? She gets one look at you guys and she's out of there. On the other hand - she likes me." 

Other Agent  "Think it's the uniform?" 

After the princess kisses Harm 

Minister Kepish: That really isn't a very good idea" 

Harm: I thought it was a damn good idea. Too bad I didn't think of it" 

Webb" She's gone - slipped past security sometime in the last hour" 

Harm "the princess?" 

Webb  "No. Chelsea Clinton. Of course the princess" 

They here a noise 

Webb  "What was that?" 

Harm  "pigeons" 

Webb "pigeons?" 

Harm  "It's mating season. Sex is a full contact sport if your a pigeon" 

Mac "Harm, I know this is like dancing with your sister, but you could just pretend it's fun" 

Harm "Mac I don't think of you as a sister" 

Mac "You don't?" 

Harm "No, I don't" 

The Game of Go 

Harm  "Major, how would you like a dinner of grilled goat?" 

Mac "Depends how it's cooked" 

Mac knocks on door 

Mac "Harm?" 

Harm "Very nice, Major" 

Mac  "You too. I always was a sucker for dress whites" 

Harm  "Well, you know what they say about dress whites and gold wings" 

Mac  "What they say about dress whites and gold wings..." 

Harm  "Yeah?" 

Mac  "Very over- rated" 

Harm to himself  "We'll see" 

Harm "A little late. Aren't you?" 

Mac " 30, 35 seconds" 

Mac  "We've only got 46 minutes." 

Harm  "How do you do that?" 

Mac  "It's a Marine thing" 

Force Recon 

Harm  "Ohh, I've got mine aced. You guys have your work cut out for you" 

Bud  "Why is that Sir?" 

Mac "Recon marines are trained to be a tight group. They won't like the idea of talking about one of their own and this Captain Coonan has quite a reputation" 

Bud "For what Ma'am?" 

Mac  "For eating JAG officers for lunch" 

Harm makes a chomping noise 

Harm  "miss me all ready, don't ya?" 

Bud  "Yes sir" 

Mac gives Bud a look 

Coonan  "There is only one thing I want to know..." 

Harm "Sir" 

Coonan  "How did the men perform?" 

Harm "Ooouutstanding, Sir." 

Coonan  "How can that be Gunnery Seargent Post. My men ended up in the brig. Did you see any Rangers in the brig 1st Seargent Creed?" 

Creed "Not one Ranger, sir." 

Harm  "Rangers are in sick bay, Sir." 

Harm  "Major." 

Mac "It is a custom to salute an Officer. Gunney" 

Harm salutes at Mac "Yes ma'am. You are loving this new relationship, arn't you?" 

Mac "Not as much as you're loving your new infantry career" 

Harm "Well, it has it's kicks, yes" 

The Guardian 

Harm is in his office practicing his court speech 

Harm "Remember, reasonable doubt is a qualified doubt. Unreasonable..." 

Mac interupts him  "...and unsubstantiated theories have no place in your deliberations.... You have to get some new material!" 

Harm  "Hey! if it works... Sit down, I could use an audience" 

Mac  "Ahh thanks. I've had my afternoon nap" 

Harm "Ho ho ho" 

Bud "Ah, Sir? Just for the record, the man's a bit of a loose cannon" 

Chegwidden "Yes Lieutenant, but as far as I know, so are his attournies" 

Harm "Bud, if you were a girl, I'd kiss you" 

Bud  "Red light, Commander...Does this mean I get my Gameboy back?" 

Code Blue 

Mac  "Keeping up a pretty good pace for an old man" 

Harm "The last couple of miles are a cool down" 

Mac  "Oh really. How far are you going today?" 

Harm  "The usual, 10 miles. You?" 

Mac "The usual, 15" 

Receptionist  "He's not in the computer" 

Mac  "So what does that mean?" 

Receptionist "Either he hasn't been admitted yet or he was taken straight to the morgue" 

Doctor " I'd like to keep you overnight, for observation." 

Harm "In the hospital?" 

Doctor  "Well I think it's a little early in our relationship for you to stay at my place" 

Harm  "Oh, you mean my partner. I'm between relationships" 

Doctor "Well let's fix one thing at a time, shall we" 

Doctor  "If you feel up to it, I'll buy you a coffee." 

Harm "Is that part of my treatment?" 

Doctor  "Nope, just curious to see you walk around in a hospital gown" 

Pregnant Lady: "Where the hell is everybody?" 

Harm "Are you in labour?" 

Pregnant Lady "No! I'm here to have my teeth cleaned, what's it look like?!" 

Doctor "That's two I owe you. I'm Jenna" 

Mac "Mac" 

Doctor "You're with the good looking sailor that doesn't look both ways before crossing the street" 

Mac "Yeah, his name's Harm" 

Doctor  "Well, I hope your friend Harm is staying out of trouble" 

Mac "If I know Harm - he isn't" 

Harm "He wants to know how many centimeters you're dialated" 

Lady "Oh! it feels as big as the Grand Canyon. Oh come on, I've got nothing you haven't seen before" 

Harm just looks 

Pregnant Lady "Well?" 

Harm  "Well... I can honestly say I have never seen *that* before" 

Harm  "Is this your first?" 

Pregant Lady: You think I'd go through this twice?" 

Mustafa "Before I kill you, I just want to know. Who are you?" 

Harm  "Lieutenent Commander Harmon Rabb, Jr., but my call sign is Zapper" 

Cowboys & Cossacks 

Harm "This basically comes down to who has the biggest...." 

Mac "Ship?" 

Harm  "Something like that.. Yeah." 

Bud  "Are you all right, Commander?" 

Harm "Yeah, I'm fine. It could be a while before my next cigar" 

Mac posing for a picture with the two Russian officers 

Mac  "Why do I feel like I'm about to become a Russian pin-up girl?" 

Harm "How's their coffee, Bud?" 

Bud "I think it's left over from Chernobyl, Sir" 

Mac "XO, I have to see the Captain after I get cleaned up" 

XO "What happened to him?" 

Mac "Marine Corps hickey" 

Mac "That suprised me" 

Harm "Some men value their enemies more then their friends" 

Mac  "Including you?" 

Harm "Need you ask?" 

Rendezvous 

Harm  "Oh my goodness. The Admiral sent Sarah MacKenzie" 

Mac "You nervous all ready?" 

Harm "And why would I be nervous?" 

Mac "Well you know, I have beaten you before" 

Harm "That doesn't count. I dropped that case" 

Mac "Yeah you keep dreaming, flyboy" 

Harm  "Put it to bed Mac. Not because of Holst, I couldn't give a damn about Holst, but I do give a damn about you" 

Harm "She did good today" 

Bud  "Major MacKenzie. Yes sir, she was great, sensational, terrific, she really did a good job" 

Harm "I said good, Bud. not the second coming" 

Mac "We've been working our sixes off for that misrable, lying, son of a bitch" 

Bud  "You know what. If this is what being a lawyer is all about, you can have it because being a lawyer sucks!" 

Chief  "Object" 

Mac "On what grounds? I'm not a magician, Chief. I can't make a murder go away" 

Mac  "Strange, isn't it? We say something's in the past, but it never really is. I carry my dad with me wherever I go." 

Harm "That's okay, as long as he doesn't weigh too much"