G.I. JANE
Demi Moore's latest stinker. It seems she can't latch on to a decent role these days or any other days. Striptease would have been a whole lot better if it followed Showgirls in having loads more explicit nudity but unfortunately it was mediocre crapcore (Showgirls sucked as well but it was worth seeing for the bad reputation).
Anyway this wasn't a hell of a lot better. Moore is a chosen subject by a granny smoking senator to join the marines to show women can do the same as men. The senator only does what she did for votes in the first place of course. Moore struggles through and shows everyone she can't act for a damn! Demi does however show off a lot of cleavage while working out to that crusty brown hoop tune by The Pretenders who suck as well if I might add. Another turd in the dung heap. Moore has come far though since the days of Charles Band's Parasite.
Rating: ½ Skulls
Review by: Richard J. Taylor
Email: rtaylor@roadrunner.nf.net
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