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MANOS, THE HANDS OF FATE

(1966, USA)

Imagine a movie so brutal and intense in its absolute suckiness that it may indeed be bad for your psyche. The movie is about a family that travels so very far off they end up at a house presided by a manservant named Torgo. "I take care of the place while the Master is away." says Torgo. The Master is the one who worships the deity Manos and he has this cool robe he wears with hands on it. Besides that the plot is pretty simple, it either involves The Master torturing Torgo or having his wives wrestle one another for his attention. There are also the Masters Hell dogs who wreck some havoc on Torgo and the family. To imagine this movie and its utter drek you must realize that is neither a Wood or HG Lewis movie, this is far worse then anything made by them. If you must insist on watching this film, PLEASE watch the MST 3000 play on this film, it makes it WATCHABLE! Strangely we almost did not have this as an MST 3K staple, it was pushed upon by Joel Hodgson and it took the other producers a couple of viewings to get the joke, I think he was just torturing them. Universally voted by the IMDB users as the worst movie ever made. At least Torgo has cool theme music!

Review by: Losman

Email: losman@express-news.net

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