Super Friends

WELCOME TO THE SUPER FRIENDS HEADQUARTERS

1973-1986

LATE BREAKING SUPER HERO NEWS :
09/04/02

SUPERMAN ANNOUNCED TODAY IN METROPOLIS THAT HE IS OFFICIALLY GAY. WE NEVER SUSPECTED. SO THE TIGHTS REALLY WERE JUST AN EXCUSE!
IN IDAHO, A LOCAL PAPER ANNOUNCED THAT WASHINGTON D.C'S OWN SPERMMAN IS A HOT ITEM WITH ACADEMY AWARD WINNER AND SEXY BITCH GWENYTH PALTROW.
LEE LANCASTER HAS AN OFFICIAL FRIENDS COUNT OF THREE FRIENDS. IT'S A SURPRISE.
SELLOUT MAN IS MAKING YET ANOTHER BLOCKBUSTER SEQUEL TO HIS LUCRATIVE FRANCHISE. HE PRODUCING AND STARRING IN SELLOUTMAN XXII FOR A REPORTED 20 MILLION DOLLARS AND A STOCK SHARE IN MACDONALDS COMPANY. THE STORY FOLLOWS SELLOUT MANS BATTLE AGAINST DOCTOR HIPPY. WHEN WE'LL HE STOP THE INSANITY.
SPIDER MAN TURNED 72 THIS WEEK, AND ONE HAS TO WONDER HOW LONG HIS WEB WILL LAST. HE CAN SAVE NYC FROM VENOM BUT HE CAN'T PROGRAM A VCR!
IN A TRAGIC TURN, THE DAREDEVIL WAS STRIPPED OF HIS SUPER FRIENDS LICENSE. HE'S NOW WORKING AS A JANITOR AT JFK JR. HIGH.
ALBINOMAN'S SECRET IDENTITY HAS FINALLY BEEN REVEALED AS LATE NIGHT'S CONAN O'BRIEN. UNBELIEVABLE YET VERY BELIEVABLE.

A SUPER FRIEND MOMENT...

Meeting

In this especially memorable clip from March 1981, Super friends meet in their secret underground headquarters to decide which one of of them impregnated Wonder Woman. Robin came out of the closet, Aquaman had only gills, leaving Batman and Superman to collectively blame Invisibleman from Las Vegas.

flash

In this heart warming Super Friends Sunday morning special, the Fash teaches 14 year old Teen Flash about the birds and the bees. In this clip, he says that sometimes in life and love being fast isn't always an advantage. The Flashes new name became "The .000001/3 Second Man".

BEHIND THE SCENES

In a tragic side to the Super Friends, the Ambiguously Gay Duo were kicked out of the group due to their alternate lifestyle. They especially creeped out Daredevil. By the middle of their first season they were gonel! But the Duo knew the truth was because they were Irish and had laser vision that could see through briefs. The Duo was replaced by "Jiss" the leg humping dog. They left the Super Friends in 1984 and turned to vigorous campaigning for Presidential candidate Walter Mondale(D).

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