Take off your Wallabees...
plug in the Lite Brite!
it's time for

S & H Green Stamps... save up enough and buy a TV!

The super groovy black lite bulb!

Trade Wacky Packs at lunch period.

I remember asking my mom's hairdresser, "Could'ja cut my hair in a shag like Mrs. Brady?" Didn't everyone else want to look like Marcia? What's up with that? Visit the Brady residence (but y'all come back now ya-here!)

I'm havin' a slumber party, you bring:
Pop Rocks an Etch-a-Sketch
a Cabbage Patch Kid a pad of Mad Libs
GI Joe with the Kung Fu Grip a Moped
a Pet Rock Super Elastic Bubble Plastic
Dixie Riddle Cups your Holly Hobbie sleeping bag
Battling Tops Rock Em Sock Em Robots
Ker-Plunk! a Hippity Hop
a Wheel-O a Slinky
a Slip -n- Slide some Weebles
Shrinky-dinks 2 Troll Dolls
Stretch Armstrong a pack of Sea Monkeys



Somethin' can be real interestin' or different when it starts out,
but if it can't change it's gonna die out like Hula Hoops,
or slow down a lot, like Silly Putty. - Elvis Presley

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We'll pop in some Swanson's TV Dinners,
make TV forts and turn the boob tube to:
The Man From Atlantis The White Shadow
James at 16 H.R. Puf-n-Stuff
Wonderama Shazam and Isis
ZOOM! Sigmund & the Sea Monsters
Hobo Kelly Room 222
Lidsville Land of the Lost
Thunderbirds CHiPS
Petticoat Junction The Courtship of Eddie's Father
Joanie Loves Chachi Emergency!
Please Don't Eat the Daisies Kimba the White Lion

If we get bored with TV, we might break out our BANANAS magazines!!



Thank you Blue Hare Graphics for the neat-oh Lite Brite stuff!

I can't remember how many cheezy guests have visited since February 14, 1999.

I know my site is cheezy, that's the point. Hi-tech is so non-cheesical.


Take me back to the top, dang it!