originally done by Bob Rivers
Note: Now I'm sure SOME people have heard this song before. It is absolutely hilarious. And I was thinking, what if these guys sang it? I really wish I could hear their version, but they haven't gotten together yet (not that I know of ;~} . So here it is, w/the roles fitted as best as possible.
NOTE FROM SIMBIANI: I did this in 2000, it is meant to make you smile, and now that I know what AJ has been thru, please don't take offense!! Sorry if you do anyway- but I do LOVE AJ, so don't get me wrong!! THANK YOU! (Tho my fave is BRIAN!!)
The following parts will be played by the listed people:
Annoyed husband: Justin
Drunk dude: AJ
Frustrated guy: Brian
Upset wife: Britney
Another guy: JC
Loud kid: Nick
Another frustrated guy: Kevin
Girl: Christina
Guy complaining 'bout TV: Chris
A few guys: Howie, Joey, Lance
Chorus: ALL of above people
Chorus: The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Is finding a Christmas tree.
The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Justin: Rigging up the lights!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!
The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
AJ: Hangovers!
Justin: Rigging up the lights!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!
The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Brian: Sending Christmas cards-
AJ: Hangovers!
Justin: Rigging up the lights!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!
The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Five months of bills!
Brian: Sending Christmas cards!
AJ: Hangovers!
Justin: Rigging up the lights!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!
The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Britney: Facing my in-laws!
Chorus: Five months of bills!
Brian: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards!
AJ: Hangovers!
Justin: Rigging up these lights!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!
The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
JC: The Salvation Army!
Britney: Facing my in-laws!
Chorus: Five months of bills!
Brian: Sending Christmas cards!
AJ: Oh, Jeez!
Justin: I'm trying to rig up these lights!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!
The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Nick: I wanna *Nintendo*, FOR CHRISTMAS!
JC: Charities! And whaddaya mean, "your" in-laws?!
Chorus: Five months of bills!
Brian: Oh! Making out these cards!
AJ: Uh, Amanda, get me a beer, huh?
Justin: What, we have no extension cords?!?!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!
The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Kevin: Finding parking spaces-
Nick: DADDY, I WANT SOME CANDY!!
JC: Donations!
Britney: Facing my in-laws!
Chorus: Five months of bills!
Brian: Writing out those Christmas cards!
AJ: Hangovers!
Justin: Now why the hell are they blinking?!?
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!
The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Christina: "Batteries not included"?!
Kevin: No parking spaces!
Nick: BUY ME SOMETHIN'!!!!
JC: Get a job, ya bum!!!
Britney (sobbing): Oh, facing the in-laws!
Chorus: Five months of bills!
Brian: Yo, ho! Sending Christmas cards!
AJ: Oh, Jeez, look at this!
Justin: One light goes out, they ALL go out!!!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!
The eleventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Chris: Stale TV specials!
Christina: "Batteries not included"?!?!
Kevin: No parkin' spaces!
Nick: MOM, I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM!!!!
JC: Charities!!
Britney (sobbing): She's a witch! I hate her!
Chorus: Five months of bills!
Brian: Oh, I don't even KNOW half these people!
AJ: Uh, who's got the toilet paper, huh?
Justin: Get a flashlight!! I blew a fuse!!!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!
The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
Howie, Joey, Lance: Singing Christmas Carols!
Chris: Stale TV specials!
Christina: "Batteries not included"?!?!
Kevin: No parking?!
Nick: (crying like a baby)
JC: Charities!
Britney: I'm gonna make 'em dinner!
Chorus: Five months of bills!
Brian: I'm not sending them this year, that's it!
AJ: Shut up, you!
Justin: FINE!! YOU'RE so smart, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!!!!
Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree!!
(music)
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~*THE END*~
Arranged By SimbiAni
(c) "2G"
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