Quotes: RAW August 9, 1999
"Big Show, last night on Sunday Night Heat, you did something you should never have done, and that was put your big, sweaty palms on the People's Champion."
-- The Rock
"You can't do that to me!"
"Oh, but I can! I'm the commissioner, and I can do whatever the hell I damn well please!"
-- Triple H and HBK
"Well, X-Pac is very motivated, very emotional..."
"He's a potty-mouth!"
-- JR and Lawler discussing X-Pac's interview challenge of the Acolytes
"Asshole! Asshole!"
"I think they're talking to you."
-- The crowd and Jesse Ventura to Triple H
"If I'm not mistaken, I thought I heard you say that this is your world. Well, every fan of the World Wrestling Federation knows who it was that brought you INTO this world!"
-- Shawn Michaels to Triple H
"Man, I gotta use the bathroom!"
"Go on back in the woods where no one can see you."
"Man, there's snakes back there!"
-- Mark Henry and D'Lo on a training run
"Well, I wish Debra would dress more like a lady. Lady Godiva!"
-- Lawler
"Now, I'm sure you all saw what happened, and the question is, who do we hold responsible for this? Could it be the man who was going to face Stone Cold at Summerslam? Could it be the man that was supposed to face Stone Cold Steve Austin and the Undertaker right here tonight in a triple threat match? You're damn skippy it was. Hunter, get that bony little ass of yours out here!"
-- HBK to Triple H
"How dare you, little jabroni, come on the Rock's show, and not even have the class to introduce yourself? What is your name?"
"I told you, my--"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!"
-- The Rock and Jericho
"Michael Hayes has orchestrated a masterpiece here."
-- Lawler referring to the Hardy Boyz and Gangrel beating on Edge and Christian
"Just a woman? Try me, Triple H."
-- Chyna to Triple H
"If you ain't down with me and the Big Red Machine being the WWF Tag Team champs again, Kane has got two words for you!"
-- X-Pac
"Big Show, you think you impress the Rock? Let the Rock make something perfectly clear to you. You have NEVER, and the Rock means NEVER, impressed the Rock. From the time your crappy music hits-- (sung) well, it's the Big Slow-- (spoken) and every single Rock fan stops, pauses, and takes a look, and they all say this: I'm going to take a leak; this guy sucks!"
-- The Rock dissing the Big Show
"KANE has two words for us?!"
-- Lawler
"We never had a lot of those herbal butt-rubs in Oklahoma so I'm not real versed in it."
-- JR
"The Rock says, you talk about your Y2J plan? Well, the Rock has a little plan of his own, and it's called the K-Y Jelly plan, which (pause for cheers) which means the Rock is gonna lube his size 13 boot real good, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass!"
-- The Rock to Jericho
"Welcome to RAW is Jericho!"
-- Chris Jericho's first official WWF words
"And you walk down the Rock's ramp and you step over the top rope, like that's supposed to impress somebody! And then, Big Show, you do something that is, without the shadow of a doubt, the most impressive thing the Rock's seen, and that's this-- (lifts hand in the air, Big Show-style and moans) huuuaaaagh!"
-- The Rock continuing to diss the Big Show
"It's almost as if X-Pac has gotten Kane to come out of his shell."
"I wish we could get him to go back in."
-- JR and Lawler
"What we're going to do is find you another opponent! Now, the question is, who is the kind of person who would take advantage of this kind of opportunity? Who is the kind of person that would stab their own mother in the back for just this one chance? Who's the kind of person who has been living in somebody else's shadow for so long, that they would just be jumping for the chance to go to Summerslam and face the World Wrestling Federation champion? Well, I think I got that person. Tonight in the triple threat match, it's going to be Triple H, it's going to be the Undertaker, and the third and final opponent in that triple threat match to see who the number one contender at Summerslam will be... is Chyna."
-- HBK
"After three boring minutes, the Rock says, know your role and shut your mouth!!"
-- The Rock
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