Quotes: HeAT August 15, 1999
"You couldn't beat half my ass if the other half was helping you!"
-- Test to Shane McMahon
"So the question now becomes, since X-Pac and Kane are the champions, what are the Acolytes going to do about it?"
"I'll tell you what we're going to do about it; we're taking our belts back! Every dog has its day, and this little chihuahua that's getting guzzled right now by the dead man is going to get destroyed by us! We're going to take back our property, and there's nothing he or the big red idiot can do about it!"
-- Michael Cole and Bradshaw during X-Pac's match against the Undertaker
"And Michael, our savior arrived last Monday on RAW!"
-- Kevin Kelly discussing Chris Jericho
"A woman, number one contender? Of course you never thought you'd see the day; you know why? Because you're a pig! You're a male chauvinist pig!"
-- Chyna to J.R.
"As we get closer and closer to Summerslam, all the WWF superstars know that the eyes of the entire world will be focused on them. It's an opportunity for them to make a name for themselves in some respect, or perhaps, do something so desperate, so drastic, that they will never, ever be forgotten."
-- Kevin Kelly foreshadowing Summerslam
"Would you like to come down here, right now in this ring, so I can beat you beyond all recognition?"
-- Shane McMahon to Test
"Big Stevie Cool and the Blue Meanie are here for one reason and one reason only, and that reason is to--"
"Hey Stevie, I got the new Attitude game in the back!"
"Well, what are we doing here? Out of the way, Taylor!"
-- Big Stevie Cool and the Blue Meanie to interviewer Terry Taylor
"I got a little message for Stone Cold Steve Austin. Austin, at Summerslam, I am gonna rip them off and stomp on them if I have to."
-- Chyna referring to a certain part of Stone Cold's anatomy
"He couldn't organize a one-car parade!"
-- Bradshaw on The Big Show
"I'm tired of carrying that overgrown ape on my back. For months now he's tried to be my friend, he's been nice to me just so I wouldn't kick his ass."
-- Hardcore Holly referring to The Big Show
"Let it be known that the Acolytes are damn good opportunists."
-- Faarooq planning an Acolyte sneak attack on Kane
"Believe me, there's nothing I'd like more than to come down there right now, and squeeze that pencil neck of yours until your head pops clean off!"
-- Test to Shane McMahon
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