Quotes: RAW August 30, 1999
"How can we even trust the Big Bossman, King?"
"Can't even believe him when he says he's lying!"
-- Lawler and JR
"If the Undertaker and the Big Show can find the testicular fortitude to put their tag team titles on the line tonight, Mankind would like to become the people's partner! Just think about it, Rock-- Mankind and the Rock together, with the millions (pause) and millions of the Rock's fans, and the dozens (pause) of Mankind's fans; together, we will stand side by side and lay the smackdown--"
"Whoa, whoa! The Rock says, he knows what your crazy ass will do. So tonight, the Rock says, one time, you will be the people's partner-- but the Rock says this. Don't you ever, AND THE ROCK MEANS ever, steal the Rock's phrases again!"
-- Mankind and the Rock
"I don't think these guys could warm up to each other if they were cremated together!"
-- Lawler on the Rock and Mankind
ROCK: “If you smeeeeellll...”
MANKIND: “Smeeeeelll...”
ROCK: “Hey! What did the Rock just tell you?”
"Lawler, you may need a new campaign manager by the time the Show's through with this guy."
-- The Undertaker referring to TBS's thrashing of the Rock
"Too many Hell in a Cell matches for him!"
-- Lawler on Mankind
"Shawn Michaels, the Rock says this: you run your mouth, you little jabroni roody-poo! You run your mouth: (whines) Well, the sherriff's in town! The sherriff's back in town!"
-- The Rock ripping on Shawn Michaels
TAKA MICHINOKU: “Hey, I got two words for you-- sacko it!”
EVERY OTHER LIVING SOUL IN THE FLEET CENTER: “...What?”
"I think she likes what the Rock is packing!"
"What?"
"Cooking."
"JR..."
-- JR and Lawler on Terri Runnels' approval of the Rock
"Triple H, you've got five seconds, AND THE ROCK MEANS five seconds, to come out here and face the Rock, or the Rock will go back there, and whip your monkey ass all over the Fleet Center!"
"One thousand one... one thousand two..."
-- The Rock and Jerry "the King" Lawler
"I don't believe he's got a crushed disk. You've got to have a spine to have a crushed disk!"
"Oh, stop it!"
-- Lawler and JR on the Road Dogg's reported injuries
"You like champagne with little bubbles; you like bubbles? Well, bubble your ass out of here!"
-- The Rock to Terri Runnels
"He's ruined him; completely runined him! He made Kane into a hew-man bee-ing! I mean, he's got *feelings* now. He won't even read a book unless it's got the words 'Chicken Soup' in the title!"
-- Lawler on what X-Pac has done to Kane
"Catfight! Catfight! Rip her clothes off!"
"The fur is flying here on RAW!"
-- Lawler and JR on the fight between Terri and Marianna
"My God, it looks like a car wreck! Or Hurricane Dennis!"
-- JR after the Rock gets slammed through the announcer's table
"Show it! Let's see it!"
"You're really into that kind of thing, aren't you?
-- Lawler and JR as Lawler encourages BA Billy Gunn to moon the crowd
"I think the Undertaker just wishes everybody were dead."
-- Lawler
"Chyna, it's a pleasure to have you out here with us."
"The pleasure is yours, king."
"I know; I just said that."
-- Lawler and Chyna
"Where are you, Triple H?... Maybe you're in the women's bathroom! Well, you're not in here but the Rock knows you pee sitting down!"
-- The Rock ranting while searching for Triple H backstage
"D'Lo Brown really got jobbed at Summerslam!"
-- JR sounding like an Internet lurker
"X-Pac's heart thinks he's three hundred pounds!"
"Yeah, if you could hit somebody with your heart, he might win a match!"
-- JR and Lawler
"We've heard our ring announcer announce that Mankind won a match that he really lost, and now she said that Gangrel is accompanied by the Hardy Boyz! Everybody knows that these guys now call themselves the new Brood, JR! Can you lean over there and blow in her ear and give her a refill?"
-- Lawler cutting on the ring announcer
"Shane is screwing Mankind again!"
-- JR on Shane's refusal to count Mankind's pin on the Posse
"All you have to do with Shamrock is outsmart him, and that's not too difficult."
-- Lawler
"The only thing dangerous about you is if people watch your matches while operating heavy machinery."
-- Chris Jericho to Ken Shamrock via Titantron
"You know what, JR? I think this is the first time the Hollies haven't been fighting each other!"
-- Lawler
"It seems that everybody is feeling a little frisky tonight!"
-- Shane McMahon
"This looks like coupon night at the Sizzler!"
-- Lawler on the tag team brawl
"What a shot by Joey Abs! And Shane McMahon conveniently didn't see that, King."
"Well, he's a typical official."
-- JR and Lawler after Joey Abs nails Mankind with a tray
"And the Undertaker; you think you impress somebody? Well the Rock's-- get a shot of the Rock on the screen!"
-- The Rock during one of his rants
"It's good to be the king but it's better to be the co-owner!"
-- Lawler on Shane McMahon
"Undertaker, the Rock wants you to come out, and the Rock will admire all your little Mickey Mouse tattoos... (pause for crowd chants). And then, Big Show, as you're bent over, Undertaker, the Rock says you take your thirty-three pound head, turn that sumbitch sideways, and stick it straight up Big Show's ass!"
-- The Rock getting graphic
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