Quotes: HeAT September 12, 1999
"Triple H is the WWF champion, but he feels that no one seems to respect the fact that he is."
"Well, that's because most of the roster hates his guts!"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly
"This silent assassin is downright scary. He's got postal worker written all over him."
-- Kelly on Steve Blackman
"The Big Valbowski is a lot like a championship swimmer. You know, we both love to get wet... and of course, the faster the stroke, the better the finish!"
-- Val Venis
"He's the Mad Hatter of the World Wrestling Federation... rude, crude, and tattooed!"
-- Kelly on Droz
"Well, Terri, it's obvious you found out that three is better than one!"
"Wow, you're smart! Did you think of that one on your own?"
-- Terri to Lillian Garcia (my gosh, is... is that me laughing at something Terri said? It is! It is!)
"Words of wisdom."
-- Kelly on the "Big Valbowski" joke from Val Venis
"You see Val carrying that bag of tricks that Steve Blackman had used as weapons of destruction, but as we learned in "Enter the Big Valbowski," Val Venis used those weapons for pleasure."
-- Cole, referring to Val's video shown on SmackDown!
"Does Val know how to use that kendo stick?"
"He knows how to use it, all right."
"Oh yeah; that's right."
-- Kelly and Cole, referring again to Val's Smackdown video
"Here's a guy who doesn't like Valentine's Day too much..."
-- Cole as Chaz comes out for his match
"How tough is a guy to beat up a couple of octogenarians, for God's sake?"
-- Kelly on Jeff Jarrett
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