Quotes: HeAT October 3, 1999
"Well, if he ever loses the Hardcore title he may have a future in the PBA."
-- Kevin Kelly, referring to Al Snow's bowling ball shot on Mideon
"This is Sunday Night HeAT, the fastest hour on television!"
-- Michael Cole
"And you hear the fans chanting, "Superfly! Superfly!"
"What?!"
-- J.R. and Lawler during the '97 Summerslam match shown on DeJa Video, as Mankind heads to the top of the steel cage
"Wow, you heard his skull crack that iron!"
-- Kevin Kelly as Mideon throws Al Snow into a ringpost
"You gotta love these guys..."
"The tag team champ-eens!"
-- Lawler and J.R. during the Hot Spot, discussing the New Age Outlaws
"And Terri says she's sick of losers; she's sick of Shawn Stasiak, she's sick of the Mean Street Posse..."
"She's sick of Michael Cole!"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly discussing the fishy "Terri Runnels Invitational Tournament"
"Hardcore championship on the line tonight, and Al Snow has brought the tools of the trade to the ring!"
-- Michael Cole as Al Snow arrives carrying, among other things, a pipe, a silver serving platter, and a bowling ball case
CHYNA: "Mick was climbing up the side of the cage and I was climbing up after him. His body was so close to the cage that I couldn't reach up underneath him to give him a ball shot."
MICK FOLEY: "I think Chyna was trying to get underneath there, but... there was a lot of ass in the way."
CHYNA: "I didn't know what to do, so I just punched him in the ass as hard as I could!"
BRUCE PRITCHARD: "I remember people remarking backstage that they saw Chyna's hand go in Mick's ass about six inches..."
-- Chyna, Mick Foley, and Bruce Pritchard during DeJa Video, discussing the Mankind vs. Triple H cage match at Summerslam '97
"You have to have total disregard for your body in order to compete in this type of matchup. You can use anything-- well, I was going to say BUT the kitchen sink, but you can use the kitchen sink as well!"
-- Kevin Kelly during the Hardcore title match
"Again, no count from the referee..."
"He's tying his shoe!"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly, pointing out why the ref is not counting Chaz's pinfall on Viscera
"Some of you may know my name, but for those of you who don't, take a big gander at the TitanTron because the Road Dogg is back in the dog pound!"
-- Road Dogg during the Hot Spot, about to suggest the concept of the New Age Outlaws
"In fifteen years of wrestling, that was the second-most pain I've ever felt in my life!"
"It sounded like a watermelon exploding."
-- Mick Foley and D'Lo Brown during DeJa Video, discussing the moment where Chyna hit Mankind in the face with the door of the steel cage
"The last thing Mankind did; he'd already thrown off that mask, and he ripped open that shirt to reveal... nothing!"
-- Mick Foley during DeJa Video (still wearing the "IYQ" sticker, you'll note), discussing the heart tattoo he had forgotten to put on his chest
"I remember looking up and thinking, "Oh God, there's no tattoo..." and then hoping to God he didn't land on my head."
-- Triple H on Mankind during DeJa Video
"You mean, the referees are going to be against Chaz now as well?"
-- Kevin Kelly
"Michael, I know that we are only at the beginning of October, but the end of October is Halloween and I know I'm dressing up as the Godfather this year!"
-- Kevin Kelly
"Mideon better cross his legs..."
-- Michael Cole as Al Snow prepares to roll a bowling ball into Mideon's crotch
"Billy, there'll be other matches!"
"No there won't! I can guarantee, there is not going to be another one with you! I can assure you of that!"
-- Road Dogg and Billy Gunn during the Hot Spot, arguing backstage in what would be the beginning of the end for the NAO
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