Quotes: RAW is WAR October 11, 1999
Live from Atlanta, Georgia
In-ring clash between Stone Cold and Triple H. Mankind deals with dog poop. Kane and X-Pac fight again. The Big Show receives bad news. Interviews with Mankind, the British Bulldog, Shane and Stephanie McMahon, and the Rock.
Mr. Ass (w/ the Road Dogg) vs. Crash Holly (w/ Hardcore Holly). Terri Invitational Tournament, round IV: Christian & Edge vs. the New Brood. X-Pac vs. Faarooq (w/ Bradshaw) with a Kane run-in. The Headbangers vs. Chris Jericho & Curtis Hughes. The Godfather (w/ many hos) vs. Mark Henry in a HoJack rules match. The Big Show vs. the Big Bossman. Stone Cold Steve Austin & J.R. vs. Triple H & Chyna. The Rock & Mankind vs. Val Venis & the British Bulldog.
"Oh my gosh... those dogs have really been busy!"
-- an impressed Lawler, watching Mankind clean up after the dogs backstage
"Get the HELL out of the way!"
"No; Jeff... NO!"
-- Jeff Jarrett and Miss Kitty as Jarrett pushes a laundry cart with Chyna inside off a loading dock
"Rrrrrrgh, DAMMIT Kane!"
-- X-Pac yelling at an unresponsive Kane backstage
"They're supposed to be throwing him back in the ring; I think he likes being fondled, here!"
-- Lawler as the hos attempt to get Mark Henry back into competition
"The Rock wipes his ass with how Mankind feels about the Rock and Sock Connection!"
-- the Rock
"All he was doing was knocking that stupid-looking hat off your head!"
-- Lawler to J.R., defending Triple H's actions
"You keep telling yourself that!"
-- Mankind to a departing Vince McMahon after Vince set up some Rock and Sock tag action
"J.R., have you LOST your MIND?!"
-- Lawler to J.R. after he agrees to team up with Stone Cold
"I don't care if it makes all of you uncomfortable, watching me clobber a bunch of old ladies! You don't know what they've been putting me through! Every waking moment I have to live in anxiety and stress. I don't know what corner they're hiding behind, ready to rip the clothes off my back or pull my hair out! I wake up from my sleep in nightmares, seeing their old wrinkled faces and their hunched backs!"
-- Ivory
"Well over thirty-five thousand fans have convered on Atlanta's Georgia Dome for the return of the World Wrestling Federation!"
-- J.R. during the opener
"These guys want Terri bad!"
-- Lawler as Edge, Christian, and the New Brood battle it out
"Look at Austin; he won't let him in!"
"What do you mean? Austin's standing in the middle of the ring!"
"He's blocking him out! Move back, Austin; let the man in!"
"What's Helmsley waiting on, anyway?"
"The man won't let him in!"
"There's no anchor tied to his ass!"
-- Lawler and J.R. as Triple H sizes up Austin from ringside
"Everybody knows whose fault this is!"
-- Shane McMahon to Stephanie on her injury
"Triple H face to face with a rattlesnake!"
-- a panicked Michael Cole as Stone Cold leaves Triple H confronting a real live rattler
"Those dogs have been pretty busy!"
-- Lawler, referring to the amount of dog poop in a backstage pen holding a group of bulldogs
"You see, I say whatever I want. You say why? I say 'cause! Right now, I'm sending our prayers out to my homeboy Droz."
-- Road Dogg
"Stay! Stay!"
-- Lawler to Kane, who is stewing backstage as X-Pac gets beaten up by the Acolytes
"And they're slam-dancing in the ring!"
-- Michael Cole on the Headbangers, as opponent Chris Jericho watches with a "good CHRIST" expression on his face
"He's in all his glory, isn't he?"
-- Lawler on Vince McMahon, as he takes to the ring with a HUGE smile on his face
"You ARE scared, becase you know, deep down inside, without a shadow of a doubt, that Sunday at No Mercy, YOU... CAN... NOT... BEAT... ME!"
-- Triple H to Stone Cold Steve Austin
"Anything can happen in WWF; I think we've already seen that here tonight."
"You're not kidding anything can happen; you're wrestling tonight!"
-- J.R. and Lawler
"The Rock says this: British Bulldog, you think you're just going to have your way with the Rock; you think the Rock is just another roody-poo standing on the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive? At No Mercy, you're just going to go on to the WWF title? Well, the Rock says this-- nobody cares about you! British Bulldog, it doesn't matter who you are, it doesn't matter what you are, it doesn't matter what you say; it just DOESN'T MATTER. But what matters is, British Bulldog, is that the Rock will prove his point-- they only care about ONE MAN being the WWF champion, and here in Atlanta, Georgia, now aptly named Rock-lanta, they all feel the Rock's electricity. Forty thousand of the Rock's screaming fans, all in unison, all at the same time, they all chant the Rock's name!"
-- the Rock
"I got a little message for you, Triple H. Tonight, here in Atlanta Georiga, Stone Cold Steve Austin is back, you dumb son of a bitch!"
-- Austin
"There he goes, folks! Dead man walking! Dead man walking!"
-- Lawler as J.R. heads backstage to prepare for his tag team match
"Look at the women; just attracted to him, like a magnet!"
"Okay, one of us is thinking about sex... okay, it's me!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as the hos celebrate in-ring with Godfather and Mark Henry
"Kane! Kane! Kane! Kane!"
-- what may be the first-ever "Kane" chant from the crowd, as they encourage him to head ringside and clean out the Acolytes
"Mae Young, you strap on your Depends, because you're going to need them when I knock every bit of irregularity out of you tonight!"
-- Ivory
"We all make mistakes, and I realize that by bashing the Rock with a steel chair, maybe I made a little mistake... or maybe I didn't! Maybe subconsciously, I picked up on Rock's snide little remarks, and maybe there was a part of me that wanted to wrap a steel chair around his skull! You see, one of us is not being a team player."
-- Mankind
"It's another dinosaur! They run in packs!"
-- Lawler as the Fabulous Moolah runs in to save Mae Young from an Ivory attack
"What are you doing, J.R.? J.R.?! What are you doing, you idiot?!"
-- Lawler as J.R. cracks an electric fan over the back of Triple H's head
"J.R., look what you've caused!"
-- Lawler as Stone Cold and Triple H go at it
"On behalf of the World Wrestling Federation, I would just like to say, it feels GOOD to be with you here tonight in Atlanta!"
-- Vince McMahon
"He's wrestling in that stupid Rock and Sock Connection jacket."
"And here's the tag, yet again, to the Rock!"
"I think the Rock threw his in the garbage can."
"The Dudley Boyz ripped in half, remember?"
"Yeah, but they found it in the garbage can, REMEMBER?"
-- Lawler and Michael Cole discussing Mankind
"Where my doggs at, up in this bee-yatch?"
-- Road Dogg
"Look at Jericho; do you see the look on his face? He could care LESS!"
-- Lawler as Jericho dumps Curtis Hughes
CROWD: "Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!"
J.R.: "And you can feel the electricity here in the Georgia Dome."
LAWLER: "And you can hear a sea, literally a sea, of people, calling Triple H a... well, do you want to say it?"
J.R.: "I think everybody at home can figure that out."
TRIPLE H: "Austin, I hear you out here running your mouth..."
CROWD: "Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!"
LAWLER: "You hear what they're calling him, J.R.!"
AUSTIN: "I don't know how good your hearing is, but you've got about forty thousand people calling you an asshole!"
(huge crowd pop)
J.R.: "I'm glad we cleared that up, King."
"Slammed into the popcorn stand!"
-- Lawler as Stone Cold throws Triple H around in the crowd
LAWLER: "Look at this! He's got a big pile of... of doggie doo."
MICHAEL COLE: "Well, you know what that is! The Rock said he was going to be the scooper tonight; he told Mankind to pick all that doo doo up from the dogs back in the cage."
LAWLER: "That what?"
MICHAEL COLE: "Doo doo."
SIGN AT RINGSIDE: "Mmmm... beefy!"
LAWLER: "Mmm, beefy... yeah right! Ick!"
"C'mon, Kane; come down here and scrape up what's left of your little buddy!"
-- Lawler to Kane, referring to X-Pac
"What about Shawn Stasiak? He doesn't wear those Meat tights anymore; you know, those little briefs? Put on a pair of those! Maybe the sight alone will make Chyna sick to her stomach, and you might have a chance to win!"
-- Lawler to J.R. on finding wrestling attire
"Rock Bottom into the dog poop! The dog poop! The dog poop! Rock Bottom into the dog poop!"
-- Michael Cole, needing a good smack from D-Von
THE ROCK: "They all want the Rock to raise the People's Eyebrow, they all want the Rock to drop the People's Elbow, layeth the smacketh down with the Rock Bottom, and they want to hear without a shadow of a doubt the most electrifying line in sports entertainment, period. And here it is... "To BE the man, WHOOO, you've got to beat the man..."
CROWD: (huge pop)
LAWLER: "...what?!"
THE ROCK: "No, that's not it. That's not it, jabroni. This is it: "OOOOhhhhh YEEEAAAahh DIG IT!"
LAWLER: "No!"
THE ROCK: "No, that's not it either. This is it... "Whatcha gonna do, when the TWENTY-FOUR INCH pythons..." That's not it either. (pause) If ya SMELLLLLLLLALALALALALAOW what the ROCK is cooking..."
LAWLER: "That's it!"
-- the Rock imitating the WCW roster
"When God said, "Let there be light," Mae Young threw the switch!"
-- Lawler
"Shut your mouth, dog!"
-- the Rock to the yapping bulldogs in a pen backstage
"Did you see that?! Can you do that, J.R.?"
-- Lawler as Christian does some sort of facedown DDT-thing on Jeff Hardy
"All due respect to J.R., the sumbitch ain't no wrestler!"
"That's right!"
-- Austin to Triple H, plus a comment from J.R.
"I'll try to give you some pointers between the commercial breaks, but you'd better be a quick study."
-- Lawler to J.R. on J.R.'s upcoming match
"The following non-tag team match is scheduled for one fall..."
-- Lillian Garcia screwing up again as she announces the match pitting the New Brood against Edge and Christian
"X-Pac... he is furious, King. Look at the emotion on X-Pac's face!"
"Well, I don't care. He ought to be down kissing Kane's feet. He ought to be thanking his lucky stars that Kane came in and saved him. There'd be nothing left of X-Pac!"
-- J.R. and Lawler
"He is gonna get the slobber knocked right out of him... did he flip off Hunter?"
-- Lawler as J.R. comes to ringside for his match.. and just for the record, yes, J.R. did give Triple H the middle finger
"If you want to see good ol' J.R. and Stone Cold open up a can of whoop-ass on those two bastards, give me a hell yeah!"
"HELL YEAH!"
"Oh my God!"
-- Austin, the crowd, and Lawler, referring to Triple H and Chyna
"This brawl's continuing in the back!"
"It's a war, Michael! It's a war!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as cameras pick up Austin and Triple H continuing to brawl backstage even after the main event
"Bulldog into the table! Mankind into the stairs! All hell's broken loose at ringside!"
-- Michael Cole during the main event
"What do you think J.R.'s wife, Jan, thinks about this? Jan, are you watching this? This is what you can do to him!"
-- Lawler as J.R. gets beaten up by Chyna
"I truly do not give a damn; I can go either way!"
-- Mankind to the Rock, concerning the future of their partnership
"He shoved my ass down!"
-- J.R. to Lawler, defending his actions in attacking Triple H
"Damn, Ivory just hit Mae Young in the back with that belt!"
"I thought Mae Young would be smarter than that; when she was in school, her teachers were the three Wise Men!"
-- J.R. and Lawler
"I can smell what that TRAY is cooking!"
-- Lawler commenting on a tray of dog poop at ringside
"What the hell is wrong with Jeff Jarrett?"
-- Michael Cole pondering one of the ultimate questions
"Low blow by Mankind..."
"Right in the Big Valbowski!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as Mankind gets the advantage on Val Venis
"Jeff Jarrett in the ring; he's hit Chyna in the head with a toaster!"
-- Lawler
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