Quotes: Sunday Night HeAT, October 31, 1999
From Springfield, Massachusetts (sold out)
Spooky Halloween Edition
Hosted by Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly.
Backstage, Vince convinces the Holly cousins to defend their belts against the Acolytes later in the evening. Vignettes detailing the recent Viscera/Godfather situation, the problems between the Big Show and the Big Boss Man, and the history of D-Generation X and their antics from last week. The Godfather has slightly modified music. Highlights of the week shown in a video package set to Rob Zombie's "Superbeast." Backstage, Vince makes the tag team title match no-holds-barred to please the Acolytes.
The Godfather (w/ hos) defeats the Blue Meanie in a fast match; Meanie has absolutely no idea what to do when the hos try dancing with him. Mideon (with new face makeup) defeats Shawn Stasiak; Mideon really looks out of shape. The Mean Street Posse defeat the Headbangers; the 'Bangers are sporting their Mean Street Posse Halloween costumes. WWF Tag Team Championship, no-holds-barred: the Acolytes defeat the Holly cousins (C) via coutout; titles do not change hands. This is a very violent match that sees the Acolytes in control throughout. Crash is busted open and bleeds profusely from the forehead. The Hollys eventually give up and leave through the crowd, effectively ending the match.
"Think about it? The two superheavyweights? Come on, the Hollys defending the titles against the Acolytes? That's a match made... somewhere, anyhow."
-- Vince McMahon encouraging the Hollys to defend their titles on HeAT
"They need big men, rugged men; they need superheavyweights."
"We ARE superheavyweights, though!"
"Right but... it's Sunday, Vince; come on. We don't like to fight on Sundays!"
-- Vince, a very eager Crash, and a reluctant Hardcore discussing the evening's tag team title defense
"Come get on the HOOOOOO Train..."
-- the new introduction to the Godfather's entrance theme
"Here comes the Godfather, who tells me Halloween's his favorite holiday!"
"Why's that?"
"Because, trick or treat, he wins either way!"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly in one of the funniest quotes I've heard on HeAT ever
"Pimpin' Ain't Easy... But It Pays the Bills"
-- sign in the crowd
"And look at this now... the Meanie being entertained!"
"First time for everything, Michael."
"I think he's scared; look at him!"
-- Michael Cole and Kevin Kelly as the Blue Meanie suffers an inferiority panic attack upon finding himself surrounded by the hos
"Hey man, what's wrong? Your stomach hurt? No?" (receives some input from the hos) "No you didn't, man!"
(Meanie nods vigorously)
"I think the Meanie might have had an accident..."
-- the Godfather and Kevin Kelly in pre-match antics
"Just say ho!"
-- Michael Cole, quoting the slogan on the Godfather T-shirts many of the hos are sporting
"Why would I want to sit here by you when I could be in the middle of that?"
"Well, go ahead!"
"...No, I couldn't."
-- Kevin Kelly and Michael Cole, watching the hos groove in the ring
"If Mideon is left on his own, he can become very dangerous."
-- Kevin Kelly, either lying through his teeth or delirious
"Miraculously, when they were extracted from the car, the Boss Man and Prince Albert had only suffered contusions and bruises..."
-- Michael Cole showing his lack of medical knowledge (contusions ARE bruises)
"I can tell Thrasher's Rodney, but who's Mosh playing the role of?"
-- Michael Cole as the Headbangers come out dressed in Mean Street Posse Halloween costumes for their match against the MSP
"Look Mom, I'm White Trash"
-- sign in the crowd
"These guys don't play by the standard rules; they do whatever it takes to win."
"They're punks and they're thugs, bottom line!"
"Well, you said it, not me."
-- Kevin Kelly and Michael Cole on the Mean Street Posse
"That's Rodney's best defensive maneuver, the cheap shot!"
-- Kevin Kelly during the MSP/'Banger match
"Hey Road Dogg, Say Something New & Original!"
-- sign in the crowd
"Y'know Kevin, if the Hollys were a bit apprehensive about facing the Acolytes before, they're shaking in their boots now!"
-- Michael Cole as the Acolytes head ringside for the no-holds-barred title match
"Oh, Michael..."
"What?"
"They are looking RIGHT down here at us... yes sir, Mr. Faarooq, whatever you say..."
-- Kevin Kelly and Michael Cole as the Acolytes give the announcers an evil eye
"The Acolytes like to do two things-- drink beer and fight. They do both very well!"
-- Michael Cole
"Did you see how that chair BENT around the skull of Bradshaw?!"
-- Michael Cole as Bradshaw takes a wicked chairshot from Hardcore Holly
"Look at Hardcore and Bradshaw go now! Crash is bleeding... c'mon Kevin; get over here and do your job! It's safe now!"
-- Michael Cole, encouraging Kevin Kelly to rejoin him at the announce table
"Bradshaw's not going to stop fighting, even if he IS unconscious!"
-- Kevin Kelly
"Hardcore Holly going over, trying to get Crash out of the ring..."
"And Hardcore Holly DID get Crash out of the ring, and..."
"Where they going?"
-- Kevin Kelly and Michael Cole as the Hollys escape through the crowd to a huge pop
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