Quotes: Sunday Night HeAT, November 21, 1999
Taped 11/16/99 from Cincinnati, OH (sold out)
Bradshaw and Kaientai have a confrontation backstage, which ends with them spilling coffee on each other and Kaientai beating on Bradshaw briefly before running for their lives. The Headbangers d. Val Venis and Shawn Stasiak. Bradshaw and Faarooq confer. Steve Blackman d. Mideon. Bradshaw and Faarooq search for Kaientai. Rakishi Fatu d. Tracy Smothers. Kaientai challenges the Acolytes. Schwarzenegger clips. D-Von Dudley (w/ Buh Buh Ray Dudley) d. D'Lo Brown. Footage of the Austin incident from Survivor Series and the investigation. Kaientai d. the Acolytes by DQ.
"Hell, I said I was sorry! How long you guys been here; you could learn English!"
-- Bradshaw getting into a confrontation with Taka and Funaki backstage
(Taka yells something in Japanese at Bradshaw)
BRADSHAW (laughing): "That sounds good, guys, but I'm not that hungry!"
"The issues between Triple H and Vince McMahon, Michael, to me are getting very scary, because they ARE getting so personal."
-- Kevin Kelly
"Look at Val Venis; look at the disdain on his face!"
"Heeelllooo, skanks!"
"Oh, please!"
"That's pleasant."
-- Kelly, Val Venis, and Michael Cole as chicks are shown in the audience looking appropriately offended at Val's comment
"D-X is going after Vince McMahon's family now. I mean, before it was between Vince and Triple H, but now, the attack on the associates, Patterson and Brisco; the attack on Test and the rebreaking of Test's nose... and how about what we saw at the end of SmackDown? Shane McMahon, Stephanie McMahon, and Test lying at the bottom of a flight of stairs."
"Well, thankfully, all three are fine. They're shaken up, probably a little bit bumped and bruised, but Michael, how far will Triple H and D-X sink in their pursuit of this torturing of Vince McMahon?"
-- Michael Cole and Kelly
"Did you just see the sign, "World Wide Filth?" That idiot isn't here again tonight on HeAT, is he?"
"Didn't he get arrested last Thursday on SmackDown?"
"He got arrested on RAW as well! That's that fan, the moralistic, vocal fan, arrested on RAW not because he was showing his freedom of expression-- there he is again--"
"Oh boy, our cameras have picked him up. Hey, you know what? Coming to the arenas and expressing your views is fine! You just can't get involved; you cannot get around the ringside area!"
-- Michael Cole and Kelly
"Man, what happened to you?"
"Kaientai jumped me while I was getting a cup of coffee."
"Hold on... who?"
"Kaientai! Little Japanese boys! They jumped me while I was getting a cup of coffee."
"You're talking about those dwarves, right? You've got to be kidding me! Well, you kicked their ass, right? You DID kick their ass... right?"
-- Faarooq and Bradshaw backstage
BRADSHAW: "They jumped me from behind!"
FAAROOQ: "You've got to be kidding me!"
BRADSHAW: "There must have been eight or ten of them!"
FAAROOQ (into his phone): "I'm gonna have to get back with you, man. Two midgets just kicked John's ass!"
"Y'know, if I'm Kaientai, I'm buying some tickets back to Japan mighty quick!"
-- Kelly
"We know the car that was used in the attack was the Rock's rental car; however, the Rock had reported it stolen a little bit earlier on in the day!"
"And of course, after the attack, the car was later found by police three blocks away from the Joe Louis arena. But when they dusted the car for fingerprints, Michael, we understand it, there were no prints to be found on the car."
-- Michael Cole and Kelly on the Austin incident from Survivor Series
"Hey man, what are you doing?"
"Looking for Kaientai! I'm gonna kill those little idiots!"
-- Faarooq and Bradshaw backstage
"Hey, they ain't that short!"
"Well, they were big enough to kick YOUR ass."
"They didn't kick my ass!"
-- Bradshaw and Faarooq, as Faarooq mistakes a sweeper for Kaientai
"There's got to be a reason, Michael, why Rakishi Fatu dresses the way that he does. I mean, normally when you have-- well... something-- well... you try to hide it, you know what I mean?"
"I weigh a hundred and sixty pounds, and I don't wear a thong."
-- Kelly and Michael Cole on Fatu's HUGE, bare rear end
"Fatu just smothered Smothers!"
-- Kelly as Fatu brings that huge rear down on Tracy Smothers' neck
"What is she talking about? You've been to Japan, right?"
"You don't speak Japanese?"
"No!"
"She says, "No brawring!"
"Oh hold on, whatever. Hey-- you speak ebonics?"
-- Faarooq and Bradshaw, as a messenger from Kaientai brings news of an issues challenge
"He's charismatic, he's underrated, and he's a four-time European champion!"
-- Kelly as the crowd pops big for the entrance of D'Lo Brown
"D-?? D-?? D-??"
-- chant from the crowd; tough to tell if it was "D'Lo" or "D-Von"
"The Acolytes forte is no-holds-barred. You know why? They don't KNOW any holds!"
-- Kelly
"Listen to Buh Buh Ray let out a scream, almost a shrill! What is his problem?"
-- Kelly as D'Lo kicks out of a pin and Buh Buh gets mad
"Can you imagine the road rage that could bubble up in Buh Buh Ray?"
-- Kelly, reflecting the good things about the fact that Buh Buh can't drive
"I think the Acolytes lost."
"I don't think they care, Michael."
-- Michael Cole and Kelly as the Acolytes whip on Kaientai
"I think, next time at the coffee pot, Taka will sit there and let Bradshaw pour a cup of coffee over his whole head."
-- Kelly
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