Quotes: RAW is WAR, November 21, 1999
Live from Buffalo, NY (sold out)
Mankind and Al Snow (w/ Head) vs. Hardcore and Crash Holly. Shane and entourage search for Vince. Kurt Angle vs. Mark Henry. Vince McMahon rams his car into D-X's limo. The Godfather (w/ hos) vs. Chris Jericho. Vince is arrested and put in jail. Edge and Christian vs. the Dudley Boyz. Backstage confrontation between the Rock, Mankind, and Al Snow. Handicap match: the Hardy Boyz (w/ Terri) vs. X-Pac; New Age Outlaws interfere. Mae Young gets drunk at Stephanie McMahon's bridal shower. WWF Championship: the Big Show (C) vs. Kane (w/ Tori); Viscera interferes. Triple H (new video)/Shane confrontation in-ring; D-X, Test, Brisco & Patterson, the Hardy Boyz, and the Acolytes interfere. Val Venis and the British Bulldog vs. Too Cool; the Mean Street Posse and Rakishi Fatu interfere. The Road Dogg vs. Test; guest referee Shane McMahon. The Big Boss Man and Prince Albert vs. the Rock and a mystery partner; Mankind interferes. Handicap match, no DQ: Triple H vs. the Acolytes. Vince McMahon returns and uses a chair to knock Triple H off the stage.
"Hi T.V.!"
-- sign in the crowd
"DX has nothing to suck!!"
-- sign in the crowd
"Vince has flipped his lid!"
-- Shane McMahon, talking backstage with the rest of the McMahon crew and groupies
"Too Cool"
-- SIGN in the CROWD (YES! They finally have a sign!)
"The tension surrounding Vince McMahon's and Triple H's personal vendetta is at the boiling point! Hello again, everybody; I'm Jim Ross alongside Jerry "the King" Lawler, and we welcome you to RAW is WAR live from Buffalo, New York!"
-- J.R. kicking us off
(Prior to his match with Al Snow and Mankind, Hardcore Holly stops on stage, brandishing a Hardcore Holly/Al Snow/Head action figure set. Next to him, Crash Holly looks thoughtful next to the scale.)
HARDCORE HOLLY: "As much as you people like to listen to me talk, I don't have time for any one of you right now!"
(crowd heat)
LAWLER (to the crowd): "Shut up; he doesn't have time for ya!"
HARDCORE HOLLY: "Now, Al Snow, YOU are a complete idiot!"
LAWLER: "Right!"
HARDCORE HOLLY: "You are the reason why Wal-Mart has pulled MY dolls off their shelves! So now, all my Hardcore Holly fans out there are gonna have the worst Christmas of their lives!"
LAWLER: "This is really sad, J.R. No Hardcore Holly action figures! Kids'll be broken-hearted!"
HARDCORE HOLLY: "And what's Christmas without a Hardcore Holly doll? There ain't no Christmas; ain't that right, Crash?"
CRASH HOLLY: "This is making me sick..."
HARDCORE HOLLY: "It'll be okay. So Al, you can go around mutilating people; cutting people's heads off; hey, that's fine and dandy! That's YOUR business! Hey, I can forgive you for something like that! But when you affect the sales of my merchandise, I CAN'T forgive you!"
"Speaking of tag team action, the Rock and a partner of his choice tonight will take on the Big Boss Man and Prince Albert right here tonight, live on RAW, and not to mention, King, that the Big Show, the reigning WWF champion, has issued an open challenge to anyone!"
-- J.R. previewing the evening's card
"Look at this; Al Snow is an idiot! Watch out; he'll sever your head!"
-- Lawler as Al Snow tosses Hardcore Holly into the crowd
"The Hollies have beaten Mankind by taking the deciding fall on Al Snow, and if Al Snow's vacation cheered him up, you gotta believe he's back in the dumps!"
"Ha! Right where he belongs!"
-- J.R. and Lawler
(D-X is in a limo, heading to the arena. Triple H has just gotten off the phone with someone presumably at the arena.)
TRIPLE H: "Hey, you guys listen to this. Vince has just flipped his lid; there's, like, this big thing going on at the building. He's completely blown a gasket; there's--"
X-PAC: "About what?"
TRIPLE H: "--veins sticking out of his neck-- I don't know; because of us! It can't be the stooges thing; he can't be that hot just because we beat up the stooges."
MR. ASS: "They were about to go anyway, right?"
TRIPLE H: "Right."
MR. ASS: "I know what it is. It's probably because I broke his son-in-law-- future son-in-law's-- nose." (looks at Triple H) "Thinks it's gonna turn out like yours or something."
(various hoots and jeers)
X-PAC (softly): "What about... the fire?"
ROAD DOGG: "What fire?"
MR. ASS: "C'mon, it can't be that because they don't even know who set that!"
ROAD DOGG: "He's probably hot because those clumsy bastards fell down the stairs!"
(laughter)
TRIPLE H: "Test is NOT the most agile guy in the world."
ROAD DOGG: "He's not cat-like!"
TRIPLE H: "Yeah, and Stephanie's at the bottom of the pile. I'll tell you what, if she gets in my face, AGAIN, starts beating on me..."
X-PAC: "Oh, you've got a crush on her!"
TRIPLE H: "I'll tell ya what; I'm gonna make her look like Test!"
"I'll be right in. I want some fresh air, dammit; is that too much to ASK?!"
-- Vince McMahon, sitting outside with a baseball bat, to Test and Shane
"Vince McMahon certainly not himself, as he lays in wait, in my view, of D-X's arrival."
"Sitting out there in his car with a baseball bat... what's he planning on doing?"
-- J.R. and Lawler (can't figure it out, King?) on Vince's actions backstage
"Hold up, hold up, Mark. In the Olypic creed, it states..." (crowd heat) "People, please, please, listen up. In the Olympic creed, it states, it doesn't matter whether you win or you lose, but that you participate in the Olympic games. Now, I have a problem with that certain quote. You see, I specifically qualified for the Olympics, to win nothing but gold, for myself and for this great country. Thank you. Now, there were some of us that did not quite pull through for the good ol' U. S. of A. I won't mention any names... so, tonight, I am asking you, the fans of Buffalo, to cheer for the man who brought home the Olympic gold medal!" (crowd heat) "And NOT the man who stayed out all night at a topless bar the night before he competed!" (crowd pops) "That's enough! Hey! He stayed out all night at a topless bar the night before he competed! And--" (crowd pops louder) "No! No no no no!"
-- Kurt Angle to Mark Henry before their match
"Tha's intelligence! Here comes the intensity! And what was the other "I?" I... don't remember."
-- Lawler trying to pinpoint Angle's three "I"s
"You want to play the game, you son of bitch, huh? You think you wanna fucking play the game, huh?! RRRRRAAAAGGGGGHHHH!"
-- Vince McMahon, crashing his car into the D-X limo backstage
"Look at his eyes!"
"He's gone crazy, J.R.!"
-- J.R. and Lawler as Vince attacks the locker room door of D-X backstage
"What a bodacious night!"
-- J.R.
"I'd like to meet that number-one ho for HER title!"
-- Lawler
"WWF = PORN"
-- sign of the planted guy in the crowd
"I've got to agree with Jericho. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and STILL think they're beautiful!"
-- Lawler as Y2J heads ringside
"Welcome to RAW... IS... JERICHO! And as a role model and hero for millions of Jerichoholics across the world, as well as having all of the qualifications to be a true Intercontinental champion..." (faces the Godfather) "My image is tarnished by just stepping into the ring with a piece of CRAP like you! Surrounded by your brutally ugly pigs that you call hos; get these tramps out of my arena, right now! Get the hell--"
-- Jericho, seconds before being attacked by the Godfather
"Jericho knocked outside, right in amongst the Buffal-hos..."
-- J.R.
"Uh-oh, here we go! We got a little involvement, J.R.!"
"These Buffal-hos are ganging up on Jericho!"
-- J.R. and Lawler as the hos attack Y2J at ringside
"Hey, her top came off!"
-- Lawler as one of the Godfather's hos gets a little too frisky and loses her shirt
"Look at Triple H, attacking a handcuffed Vince McMahon!"
-- J.R.
"I can't believe that everybody BACK there's not getting arrested!"
-- Lawler as an insane-looking Vince is put into a police car backstage; D-X taunts McMahon as Shane and pals try to fend them off
"The inmates are running the asylum here tonight!"
-- J.R.
"Who do you think the Rock's going to pick as his partner to meet the Big Boss Man and Prince Albert tonight?"
"I don't know; I hope MY phone doesn't ring."
-- J.R. and Lawler
"What a high back body drop! WAY up in the lights was Edge!"
-- J.R. as Buh Buh Ray works over Edge in the ring
"I think you know who the Rock's partner is gonna be; you just don't want to tell us!"
-- Lawler griping at J.R.
(Backstage, the Rock is striding down a hallway. Michael Cole is jogging to catch up with him.)
MICHAEL COLE: "Rock! Rock! Can you give me an indication of who your mystery partner is tonight? Everybody wants to know; everybody's talking about it! Who are you going to pick--"
(Rock continues to ignore Michael Cole and instead glares at Mankind, who is walking past with Al Snow trailing behind)
MANKIND: "Hey, nice shirt, Rock."
ROCK (sharply): "What?"
(Mankind and Al Snow stop, and Mankind starts to speak)
ROCK: "No no no, you want to speak to the Rock now, after the way you spoke to the Rock the last time you and the Rock were in the same room? And you left the Rock to hang out to dry; NOW you want to speak to the Great One? Well, the Rock doesn't have anything to say to you." (starts to walk away, then stops and turns back) "As a matter of fact, the Rock DOES have something to say to you. Face to face, man to man-- the Rock never EVER threw your book in the garbage!"
(Mankind and Al Snow exchange doubtful expressions)
ROCK: "Oh, and by the way-- chapter thirty-seven, Royal Rumble '99? It was the Rock who carried YOUR candy ass!"
(The Rock walks off)
AL SNOW: "So he read the book; big deal, so he's gotten over Hooked On Phonics. I can't wait until HIS book comes out; I've got an hour to kill."
(Al and Mankind both look up to find the Rock has returned and is inches away, glowering at them.)
ROCK (looking Al up and down): "Who are you?"
(Mankind snickers something in Al's ear)
AL SNOW (to Mankind): "Shut up."
ROCK (still addressing Al): "What, do you work for the building?"
AL SNOW: "No, I--"
ROCK: "No no no, the Rock's not giving out autographs right now! But seeing as you want to speak to the Rock LIKE YOU KNOW the Rock, the Rock says this!" (looks down at Head, cradled in Al's arms) "What the hell is that? A mannequin head?"
(Al nods, stroking Head's hair)
ROCK: "Yeah, you like that? Yeah, you like the mannequin head, right? Great! The Rock says this-- seeing as how you like the mannequin head so much--"
(Mankind leans over to whisper something to Al)
ROCK: "Shut your mouth! The Rock says, take the little mannequin head; take it down to the makeup lady! She'll make it nice and pretty, she'll put some lipstick on it, she'll pluck her little eyebrows, put rollers in her hair!"
(Mankind is cracking up)
ROCK: "And the Rock says, when she's nice and right and you find her attractive, the Rock says, take that little mannequin head, turn that sumbitch sideways, and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASS!"
(The Rock stomps off)
MANKIND (to Al): "Hey, he does that to everybody. It means he likes you."
AL SNOW (looking ticked as he walks off): "I HATE the Rock."
MANKIND (opening a copy of his book): "Chapter thirty-seven; this is good... he read the book! He read the book!"
"The back of your car smells like urine."
"It IS urine."
-- Vince McMahon and a cop
"Tonight we're going to share in Stephanie McMahon's bridal shower, King!"
"Oh, THIS is going to be exciting."
-- J.R. and Lawler
"Ooohhh... handcuffs!"
-- Stephanie McMahon opening Mae Young and Moolah's gifts at her bridal shower
"Whoa, J.R.; look at that!"
"I'LL take that."
-- Lawler as Stephanie finds a cat-o'-nine-tails whip in the gift bag from Moolah and Mae, and Linda McMahon confiscating the gift
"Here... let me tell you what to do on your wedding night!"
-- Mae Young getting set to offer advice to a wide-eyed Stephanie McMahon
"You all right? King?"
-- J.R. to Lawler as Terri comes out in a flesh-colored top
"Boy, you're a lonely man, aren't you?"
-- J.R. as Lawler blows kisses at Terri
"Mae Young is the Blair Witch"
-- sign in the crowd
"Let me see the ends of your fingers... ha, just as I thought! No fingerprints!"
"What's wrong with you?"
-- Lawler and J.R. while discussing the Austin incident from Survivor Series
"Matt Hardy wanted to get him some of X-Pac there, and X-Pac going for the bronco buster!"
"Looks like the ref wanted to get him some of--"
"Easy there, tiger."
"Well, I can understand him being distracted."
-- J.R. and Lawler as the referee argues with Terri, allowing a Hardy double-team
"The elevation... into the X-factor, and the referee didn't see a damn thing! D-X continues to rob and pillage!"
-- J.R. as the New Age Outlaws help X-Pac score a victory over the Hardy Boyz
"Which way to Las Vegas?"
-- a drunk Mae Young as she pitches facefirst into the cake at Stephanie's bridal shower
"What about the Big Show, J.R.? Coming out here with the WWF championship on the line, and he doesn't even know who he's gonna fight; doesn't even care!"
"I guess if you're seven-two, and you weigh five hundred pounds, it doesn't make any difference!"
-- Lawler and J.R.
"Do you think the Big Show may be having second thoughts right now?"
-- Lawler as Kane heads to ringside to challenge the Big Show
"I think this is one superheavyweight that's fixing to fly!"
-- Lawler as Kane heads to the top rope
"Look at Tori. Did you notice how she's dressing like Kane? Like a couple of Twinkies."
-- Lawler
"There's big Vis, there!"
"And I do mean BIG!"
-- J.R. and Lawler as Viscera comes out to mess with Tori
"OH MY GOD, what a slam!"
"The Big Show SLAMMED Viscera!"
-- J.R. and Lawler
"Triple H lost the WWF title at the Survivor Series..."
"Wait, hold it now, let's get this story straight. He didn't lose it; he was screwed out of it!"
-- J.R. and Lawler as Triple H heads to the ring
(Triple H hits the ring)
CROWD: "Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!"
LAWLER: "Uh-oh, here's that chant!"
TRIPLE H: "Like I've said before, you have no idea how big an asshole I can be!"
J.R.: "We're getting a pretty good idea."
TRIPLE H: "Now, after seeing this footage, it seems evident to me who's responsible for this whole Austin/car crash scenario!"
LAWLER: "What? He's got the lowdown!"
TRIPLE H: "I'd like to show you a little bit of evidence that was collected earlier today. So run that footage from earlier!"
(TitanTron replays Vince ramming D-X's limo)
TRIPLE H: "Now, that looks just like Vince McMahon. That was the attempted vehicular homicide for the second time in a couple of weeks! Yep, now, that is the same guy-- it is obvious-- that was driving the car in the Austin incident."
J.R. and LAWLER: "What?!"
TRIPLE H (gesturing at the TitanTron as the footage continues): "Now Vince, right here, you can see attacking us some more! That is aggravated assault, and Vince McMahon, if you're sitting in jail right now wondering who pressed charges, you're looking at him, jack! I pressed charges, and I send your ass to the hokey!"
J.R.: "Well, I can't say it comes as a surprise."
TRIPLE H: "Because Vince, everybody knows that D-Generation X and Triple H stand for law and order in the World Wrestling Federation!"
J.R.: "Oh my God; martial law!"
TRIPLE H: "I mean, it was my civic duty as a responsible citizen to put that man away!"
LAWLER: "Citizen's arrest!"
TRIPLE H: "And it's really ironic that Vince was out here just a short time ago, talking about D-X being in jail and how we would fear! Well Vince, I have to imagine that tonight, you're gonna get a firsthand lesson in what doggystyle is all about!"
J.R.: "Oh, good Lord."
LAWLER: "Wow... wow, oh boy! I hadn't thought about that."
TRIPLE H: "And, you know, Vince... something to think about... I never received my answer to the challenge for Armageddon. You and me, Vince, one-on-one, no repercussions; we finish this once and for all... so maybe tonight, while you're ass-up facedown in your cell and your cellmate is leaning over you and he's whispering sweet nothings in your ear, maybe that can be running through your mind, to take off--"
(The "No Chance" music begins)
J.R.: "Wait a minute..."
LAWLER: "What-- is it Vince?"
J.R.: "Is it Vince?"
(Shane McMahon walks out)
J.R.: "It's Shane..."
LAWLER (as Shane glares at the ring): "Uh-oh, look at that look..."
J.R.: "I thought maybe Vince had made bail, but I guess not."
SHANE: "Hey, Triple H! One thing that you don't do is, everybody knows, you don't cross the boss. I don't envy your position."
(Triple H puts on a scared face)
SHANE: "Vince had one phone call. He had the right to make one phone call; and who did he call? He called me to send you a very special message, Triple H. And that message is that he cannot wait to get his hands on you and rip you limb from limb at Armageddon, so Triple H, YOU'RE ON! Vince, Triple H, Armageddon!"
(Triple H mocks Shane by quaking in fear)
SHANE: "Oh, and there's just one last thing, Triple H. Vince also told me to inform you that he's ordering you tonight, in that very ring..."
(Triple H rolls his eyes in disgust)
J.R. and LAWLER: "Uh-oh..."
SHANE: "...to take on in handicap action, not one, but both members of the Acolytes!"
(Triple H stares in shock)
J.R.: "Oh my God! Triple H versus BOTH the Acolytes? Oh, that's gonna be ugly."
SHANE: "Have a wonderful time, Triple H."
TRIPLE H: "Shane, you know... you talk real tough, but typical McMahon style, you talk tough from far away! So why don't you front my ass and get in this ring and let's see if you can walk the walk, or if you're just some bitch running his mouth! C'mon, tough guy!"
"I'm a Jabroni"
-- sign in the crowd
"Got Beer?"
-- sign in the crowd
"Four on one here; that's all this is gonna be, is four on one!"
-- J.R. as the rest of D-X comes out to back up Triple H in his challenge to Shane
"Wait a minute!"
"Look at this!"
"There's Test! And Patterson! And Brisco!"
"What?!"
"And here come the Hardys! Matt and Jeff Hardy got a score to settle with D-X!"
"And look! Here comes the Acolytes!"
"My God! The Acolytes! Put the women and children to bed!"
-- J.R. and Lawler during a massive run-in
"D-X is getting the hell out of Dodge!"
"They're getting THROWN out of Dodge!"
-- J.R. and Lawler as the ring brawl continues
"Val always rises to the occasion; one of my favorite WWF superstars! You don't have much in common with Val, do you?"
-- Lawler to J.R.
"You think an erection is when Japanese people vote!"
-- Lawler ribbing on J.R.
"Folks, shouldn't YOU decide for yourself and for your family what you consider proper viewing?"
-- J.R. slamming on the PTC
"You mean, there's really a person named L. Brent Bosell? That's a real person?"
-- Lawler slamming on the PTC's leader
"Val Venis is walking out on the British Bulldog!"
-- J.R. as Val Venis leaves in the middle of the match
"How big IS that man?"
"Forget the man; how big is his BUTT?"
-- J.R. and Lawler as Rakishi Fatu runs in
"Oooh, that ample-sized posterior--"
"Ample? It's got its own zip code!"
-- J.R. and Lawler as Rakishi executes his finisher (the Fat Driver?) on Pete Gas
"If he ever passed gas, how long would it take to hear it? Two weeks?"
-- Lawler on Rakishi
"Good Lord!"
-- J.R. as Rakishi dances with Too Cool, and the crowd pops
"Now you want my BELT?"
"Take off your belt."
"Why?"
"So you don't hang yourself."
"I'm gonna hang myself with this?"
"Yes."
"No, I'm gonna hang some OTHER sonofabitch with that."
-- Vince and the cops
(The Road Dogg heads to the ring for his match.)
ROAD DOGG: "You see it's me, it's me, it's that D-O-double-G!"
J.R.: "Without Mr. Ass, who was injured earlier in that melee, in that attempted four-on-one mugging of Shane McMahon by D-X."
LAWLER: "What did we find out; it's a sprained ankle?"
ROAD DOGG: "Cut the music... welcome to the Dogghouse! Where you know that D-O-double-G always likes to kick that shiznit doggystyle!"
LAWLER: "More shiznit..."
ROAD DOGG: "Now then, let's see if we can make a little noise up in this biiiitch!"
J.R.: "Could be a setup."
LAWLER: "What could be?"
J.R.: "Mr. Ass's accident."
LAWLER: "Only you would think like that, J.R."
ROAD DOGG (FLYING through his schtick): "Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages..."
LAWLER: "That's why you're a suspect, you know."
ROAD DOGG: "D-Generation X proudly brings to you--"
J.R.: "God..."
ROAD DOGG: "--One-half of its WWF Tag Team champions of the world, the Road Dogg, Jesse James!"
LAWLER: "What if you're not down with that? Oh, that's Mr. Ass's part, isn't it?"
"What is Shiznit?"
-- sign in the crowd
"There's Shane McMahon with a referee shirt... and man, the Road Dogg-- he's having a kitten!"
-- J.R. as Road Dogg gets ticked
"It's Test and the Road Dogg one-on-one, and if you think this is not fair, you're absolutely correct!"
"So you condone this, huh, J.R.?"
-- J.R. and Lawler as Shane refs the match
"In that handicap match, if D-X interferes in any way, in ANY WAY, King, then D-X will be suspended for thirty days!"
-- J.R. with a stipulation for the main event
"Shane McMahon just hooked the Road Dogg, and Shane paid for it!"
(crowd goes nuts as Test gives Road Dogg a taste of his own doggystyle medicine while setting him up for a pumphandle slam)
"Oh no!"
"How do you like that doggystyle?"
-- J.R. and Lawler
"Shane just shoved Road Dogg right out of the ring like yesterday's garbage!"
-- Lawler as Shane clears out the ring post-match
"I am the World Wrestling Federation hardcore champion! And now that I've kicked Rock's ass to hell and back, I am the number one contender for the World Wrestling Federation championship! That is fact, not fiction!"
-- the Big Boss Man, jawing a little before his match
"Here comes the Rock!"
"But where's his partner?"
-- J.R. and Lawler
"Finally, the ROCK, HAS COME BACK to Buffalo! Now the entire world wants to know who the Rock's partner is. Well, the Rock says this-- there ain't but one partner now and forever who the Rock will ever trust, and his partner tonight is... the people. And because THEY are the people, and the Rock is the people's champ, the Rock says, they WILL see the rock bottom, and they WILL see the most electrifying move in sports entertainment, the people's elbow; IF YA SMEEEEELLLLALALALALAOW! What the ROCK... is cookin'."
-- the Rock, pre-match
"Well, you've got to admire the Rock's courage--"
"He just doesn't want to share the spotlight!"
-- J.R. and Lawler
"I know these fans here in Buffalo can sometimes be the twelfth man for the Buffalo Bills, but I don't know how they're going to be able to help Rock when he needs to tag out!"
-- Lawler
"My God! The Boss Man almost took Rock's head off with that steel chair!"
"DId you see that, King?"
"I saw it; I saw it!"
-- J.R., the Boss Man, and Lawler as the Rock is sprawled over the announcers' table by his opponents
"Look! My God, it's Mankind! Mick Foley, without the mask!"
"He's not invited down here!"
-- J.R. and Lawler
"Look!"
"There's the tag!"
-- Lawler and J.R. as the Rock expresses no qualms about tagging Mankind into the match
"Mankind and the Rock have won their tag team matchup!"
"Please don't let this be a sign of things to come! Not the Rock and Sock Connection!"
-- J.R. and Lawler
"Tiiime for the Acolytes!"
"Come on, it's time for you to get your ass kicked, boy!"
-- Brisco and Patterson, egging Triple H on as he heads to the ring
"There are certain people that want to see Triple H hurt, and nobody better to do it than the Acolytes!"
-- Lawler as Triple H gets his ass kicked
"Kill him; he sucks!"
-- kid in the crowd yelling advice during the Triple H/Acolytes match
"Well, our headsets are tore all to hell... the main thing is, Triple H is getting torn all to hell here by the Acolytes."
-- J.R. as Triple H gets up close and personal with the announce table
"Vince McMahon ordered this from jail!"
-- J.R. referring to the Triple H/Acolytes match, and making Vince sound like a mob boss
"Triple H would like to get the hell out of here!"
"He's trying to run; I don't blame him!"
-- J.R. and Lawler as Triple H tries to make a break for it
"Helmsley's trying to run for the border here!"
-- J.R.
"Those police officers said, "Don't you go back to the arena!"
"Yeah, like Vince McMahon ever takes orders from anybody."
-- J.R. and Lawler on whether Vince will return
"That ample-sized nose of Triple H just got stuck right in the steel steps!"
-- J.R.
"If I was that referee, I'd call this one by telephone."
-- J.R.
"Thanksgiving, and Triple H will be giving thanks just to be alive Thursday night!"
"Triple H is reminiscent of a turkey here... getting his feathers plucked!"
-- Lawler and J.R.
"Oh my God! Oh my God! McMahon just threw Helmsley right off the stage! That's gotta be fifteen or twenty feet down to the concrete! You don't screw with McMahon's family!"
-- J.R. as Vince makes his reappearance
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