Quotes: SmackDown!, November 25, 1999
Taped 11/23/99 from Rochester, NY
D-X gets a temporary protection order against Vince. J.R. interviews the Big Show. WWF Championship: the Big Show (C) vs. Chris Jericho; the Big Boss Man and Chyna (with Miss Kitty) interfere. Kurt Angle vs. D'Lo Brown. Mankind and Al Snow talk backstage. WWF European Championship: the British Bulldog (C) vs. Val Venis. WWF Hardcore Championship: the Big Boss Man (C) vs. Kane (w/ Tori); Viscera and Prince Albert interfere. Video package detailing the Stephanie McMahon/Test romance. Tag Team Championship #1 Contendership: the Hollies (w/ scale) vs. the Rock and Sock Connection (both cut killer interviews beforehand). D-X teases homeless people backstage. Joey Abs w/ the Mean Street Posse vs. Rikishi Fatu w/ Too Cool. Gravy Bowl match: Ivory vs. Jacqueline; special guest referee Miss Kitty. Female EMT gets her shirt ripped off. The Godfather (w/ hos) vs. Al Snow (w/ Head). WWF Tag Team Championship, steel cage match: the New Age Outlaws (C) vs. the Hardy Boyz (w/ Terri). Test and Shane McMahon vs. Triple H and X-Pac. Ends with 30-plus wrestlers in the ring and a huge Thanksgiving foodfight.
"That's gotta be fifteen or twenty feet to the concrete!"
-- J.R. with a semi-accurate call, in a replay of RAW action where Vince threw Triple H off the stage
"What was that, twenty, thirty, forty foot?"
"He could've killed you!"
-- Mr. Ass and Road Dogg on SmackDown!, talking to Triple H backstage (hope you caught the difference in the estimates there-- LOL)
"When he gets here, this is gonna be the worst Thanksgiving of his damn life!"
-- Triple H
"So you say you've had your fill of turkey! The boring football games are just a memory! Well, how about a breath of fresh air? Sit back and enjoy a very special presentation of WWF SmackDown!"
-- Michael Cole, kicking us off
"J.R., it's incredible, and I've got to be honest with you-- right now I feel like the luckiest man on earth. The WWF title is the most coveted title in all of sports entertainment, and for me, the Big Show, to HAVE the WWF title, means more to me than anything in the world! And that's why, you know, the only thing is, I just wish my dad was here to see it."
-- the Big Show
"You know, Big Show, you don't have to worry about not having a father anymore, because tonight, *I* am your daddy! Do you really think you deserve to be a heavyweight champion, just because you're over seven feet tall? Because, like your girlfriend tells you, size doesn't matter; what matters is charisma and showmanship, both of which you have absolutely none of." (Big Show mouths "Yeah? So?" in the ring) "What you deserve to be doing is carrying my bags into the arena, and begging me not to kick your dimpled cottage cheese ass!" (big pop from the crowd) "So what I want from you tonight is a no-BS excuse, no-rule, no-disqualification heavyweight championship match, because what I want, and what all these Jerichoholics want, is that belt, which you can't even fit around your chubby gut, around this gorgeous and sexy waist!"
-- Chris Jericho
"With me being a fighting champion, tonight, right now, I have no problem with beating you like the little bitch you are."
-- the Big Show's response to Jericho
"Y2J over the top rope-- and Big Show caught him!"
"Unbelievable!"
"What strength by the World Wrestling Federation champion! And he tossed him in over the top rope."
"Right back where he came from!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as Jericho's over-the-top-rope attack on the Big Show does not go exactly as planned
"Chyna and Miss Kitty! Y2J, look out-- Chyna may not have pressed charges; she's taking the law into her own hands!"
"Well, she's only got one GOOD hand right now, but that may be enough for the Ninth Wonder of the World! What're they gonna do-- oh, baby! Heeeree, kitty kitty!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as Chyna (accompanied by Miss Kitty) heads to ringside
"Payback by Chyna... and King, you know what they say; payback is a..."
"Yeah!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler after Chyna clobbers Jericho with a hammer
"Keep in mind there's no disqualifications in this matchup--"
"You mean this match is still GOING?!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as the Big Show returns to the ring
"I think that's the Big Show's table alone!"
-- Lawler as cameras show loads of Thanksgiving food being prepared backstage
"I'm here to serve you a TOP; a temporary order of protection. If you come within fifty feet of D-X, you will be arrested."
"Who the hell are you?"
-- somebody official backstage to Vince, and Vince's response
"What a man; what a tough guy you are, huh? You're real tough, aren't you, huh?"
-- Vince getting mad at Triple H again as Shane and Test usher him away from a jeering D-X
"Hey, fifty feet's not that bad!"
-- Shane to Vince, trying to look on the bright side
"Mister Mac Man, what's a temporary order of protection? What's that?"
-- Stooge Gerald playing stupid (or is he playing?)
"What it means is, tonight, the Outlaws are gonna defend the tag team championship. THAT'S what it means! They're gonna defend the tag team championship against the Hardys, and they're gonna defend the titles inside a steel cage! THAT'S what it means!" (crowd pops big) "Now I'll tell you something else! Now then, you know what it means for Triple H and X-Pac? I'll tell you what a temporary order of protection means for them. It means that X-Pac and Triple H are gonna have to face in a tag team match, Shane and Test!"
-- Vince McMahon
"She's drinking!"
"She's in a turkey outfit!"
-- Lawler and Michael Cole as Mae Young (with flask) and Moolah (dressed as a pilgrim) are spotted in the audience behind the announcers
"She's drunk! She's dressed like a turkey, and she's drinking Wild Turkey!"
-- Lawler on Mae Young
"This is a time for us to be thankful for the many gifts that we've received throughout our lives. For instance, I am thankful for the incredible talent that I have been blessed with. But more importantly, I am thankful for the three Is. My simple set of rules that have brought me success since the day I was born." (big "Asshole" chant gets rolling) "They are intensity, integrity, and intelligence. Thanksgiving is also a time for us to give to one another. And tonight, my gift to you is to put on another fantastic performance for all of you to enjoy. And I hope that you give back to me a gift that I truly deserve, and would be very proud to have! Your utmost respect and support. Happy Thanksgiving from YOUR Olympic champion."
-- Kurt Angle
"The Three Is: Idiogy, Insipidity, Ignorance"
-- sign in the crowd
"And look at Kurt Angle; nice suplex!"
"Intense."
"Hooks the leg again, here's the cover; there's two--"
"He got him!"
"And it's over! Kurt Angle defeats D'Lo Brown, and there's that enthusiasm by Angle!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as Angle gets a surprisingly quick victory
"Please, smack her!"
-- Lawler yelling advice back to Moolah as Mae Young gets frisky
"All that food is going to be coming down to ringside as we get ready for this annual World Wrestling Federation tradition! The big Thanksgiving feast from the World Wrestling Federation!" -- Michael Cole (tradition since WHEN?)
(Backstage, Al Snow is looking depressed, cradling Head in his arms. Mankind is plunked down in a chair next to him.)
MANKIND: "Hey Al, cheer up! What's with the grouchy face, buddy?" (punches Al in the arm)
AL SNOW: "The grouchy face? You turned your back on your best partner ever--"
MANKIND: "Al, that's not true. Me and the Rock have a match later tonight!"
AL SNOW: "Oh, really?" (starts mocking Mankind) "You and the Rock have a match later tonight!"
MANKIND (puts his hand on Al's shoulder): "Hey, Al, Al--"
AL SNOW: "I HATE the Rock!"
MANKIND: "You don't hate the Rock."
AL SNOW (pushing Mankind's hand away): "Yes I DO hate the Rock!"
MANKIND: "Al, listen to me. Al. We're still friends, it's just that when I'm out there with the Rock, we get a MUCH better response from the people!"
AL SNOW: "Oh really?"
MANKIND: "Yeah."
AL SNOW: "I cannot STAND the Rock."
MANKIND: "Don't say that."
AL SNOW: "And I cannot stand the fact that you brownnose him, too."
MANKIND (smiling): "Hey, Al-- that's all gonna change when the three of us start hanging out together!"
AL SNOW (starting to look hopeful): "Really? You think he might hang out with me?"
MANKIND (chuckling and patting Al again): "I doubt it, but I'll work on him!"
AL SNOW: "I really hate the Rock..."
MANKIND: "...No you don't."
AL SNOW: "Yeah I do."
MANKIND: "No you don't."
AL SNOW: "Yeah I do."
"You know, we're just looking at this all wrong. I mean, hell, it's Thanksgiving, right?" (various sounds of affirmation from the rest of D-X) "We should just... we've gotta lighten up, man; we're stressing out too much. We've got to just lighten up. I'll tell you what-- we need... you know what? We need to be more thankful. This is Thanksgiving; we need to-- come on, I've got an idea, you guys; let's-- I've got an idea."
-- Triple H leading D-X on another excellent adventure
"Heeellloooo, ladies!" (huge female pop) "Y'know something ladies, Thanksgiving just happens to be every guy's favorite holiday. Why? Well, it's very simple; you see, on Thanksgiving, we get to go out and look for that one beautiful bird; we get to bring that bird back to the home, spread its legs, and stuff it! We get to crank up the heat and watch that bird get all hot and juicy, and when it's time to serve up the goods, all your wives and all our girlfriends get to suck the meat clean off our drumsticks!"
-- Val Venis (who apparently is getting pushed as a face now)
"Y'know, the Bulldog and Val were teammates Monday on RAW against Too Cool, but King, that relationship deteriorated pretty quickly!"
-- Michael Cole offering up quick background on the Venis/Bulldog match
"I was gonna ask how Val Venis spends his Thanksgiving, but I think he told us."
"I wonder what HE ate for Thanksgiving..."
"Oh, I don't even want to know."
-- Michael Cole and Lawler
"Oh no! He's gone limp!"
-- Lawler after Bulldog hits a low blow on Venis
"Look, that's a dead body!"
-- Road Dogg as D-X peers over the railings outside the arena, ripping on Rochester
"Look at those bums over there!"
"Homeless people. Homeless."
"Bums, homeless people, whatever."
"Why are you walking towards them?"
"Yeah, the smell's getting stronger."
"I just want to look at them!"
"Hunter, let's just go back in."
"What are you going to DO with them?"
"You ever seen homeless people up close?"
"No!"
"Me either."
"And I don't want to!"
"Hey, get his bottle of wine!"
-- various D-X ramblings as they approach some homeless to invite them in for Thanksgiving dinner (the city of Rochester must LOVE this)
"Asshole! Asshole! Asshole!"
-- the crowd welcoming the Big Boss Man to the ring
"Don't come over here!"
-- a squawking Lawler as Kane and the Boss Man brawl nearby
"Now Michael, you've gotta admit that Kane-- I mean, he WAY overreacted when Viscera just tried to talk to Tori!"
"What are you talking about, overreacted? Viscera was hitting on her; trying to pick up his girlfriend! How would YOU react? How would you react if somebody came up and tried to hit on Mae Young?"
"What are YOU talking about? ...you've been drinking that cranberry wine again, haven't you, Michael?"
-- Lawler and Michael Cole
"You know, if Triple H was smart, all he'd do is find a dumpster, paint it red and yellow, and tell those homeless bums they're eating at McDonald's! Ha!"
-- Lawler
"He wants her and he gots to have her!"
-- Lawler as Viscera pursues Tori through the backstage area
"Ooo, jackpot!"
-- Mr. Ass as he and the rest of D-X come across a group of homeless outside
"You can't work? You're as bad as Jericho!"
-- Triple H, reading the sign of one of the homeless guys
"Don't you two have someplace to go? Like a cemetery?"
-- Lawler, over his shoulder to Moolah and Mae Young
"Okay, I'll start my diet tomorrow!"
-- Lawler eying the Thanksgiving feast being brought to ringside
"And there's the Rock, along with Mankind. The Rock and Sock Connection's back; next, Rock and Mankind meet the Hollies to determine the number-one contenders for the tag titles!"
-- Michael Cole as the Rock stomps around backstage and Mankind, trailing behind, mirrors his every move
"They say that marriage is an institution; I'm not ready for an institution! ...speaking of somebody that IS ready for an institution..."
-- Lawler on Mankind
(Mankind hits the ring)
MANKIND: "From Mankind to all of you, a very happy Thanksgiving! Now, if we think carefully and dissect the word Thanksgiving--"
(spies a fan in a gigantic sock)
MANKIND: "What the hell is that?... It actually consists of two smaller words, the first of which is thanks. Right now, I would like to give out a special thanks to the People's Champion, the Rock..."
(crowd pop)
MANKIND: "...because when I put my hand out, and the Rock gave me the tag, I could feel the electricity, the reaction from the crowd..."
CROWD: "Rock-y! Rock-y! Rock-y!"
MICHAEL COLE: "That was Monday on RAW, King."
MANKIND: "It was one of the greatest moments in sports entertainment."
LAWLER: "I know, Michael; I was there, you idiot!"
MANKIND: "Now also, the second word in Thanksgiving, would be... giving."
LAWLER: "Duh."
MANKIND: "So what I'd like to do now in front of Rochester, New York, and the entire world, is I'd like to give my sincere apology for ever yelling at the Rock, because not only did the Rock NOT throw my book out, he actually READ the book, and enjoyed it a great deal!"
LAWLER: "I heard him say READ it..."
MANKIND: "And there's my apology! And now, although I know around the world you've all gorged yourself on turkey and mashed potatoes, and cranberry sauce, I hope you have a little extra room, because I am about to serve up a giant helping of the Rock and Sock Connection!"
(crowd pops but...)
MUSIC: "IF YA SMELLLLL..."
(crowd goes absoluetly NUTS-- listen to the tape and the change is stunning)
"Look at Mankind, that idiot! He's giddy!"
-- Lawler as Mankind helps lead the cheers for the Rock
THE ROCK (perched atop the ropes): "Finally, the Rock HAS COME BACK to Rochester!"
(crowd pops)
THE ROCK: "Now, seeing as this is SmackDown, the Rock's show, the Rock is in the Thanksgiving spirit! He notices to his left, there is a table... full of... pies..."
(crowd pops)
LAWLER: "Oh yeah... we've got a lot of good pies down here, Rock! I think the Rock's gonna check out some of the pies!"
MICHAEL COLE: "They look good!"
(The Rock hops down to ringside and checks out the selection, as nearby females shriek and security at ringside beefs up)
CROWD: "Rock-y! Rock-y! Rock-y!"
(The Rock offers up a people's eyebrow; look at the crowd shot and you'll see Mae Young chanting "Rock-y" as well)
LAWLER: "Well, they're chanting the Rock's name!"
THE ROCK: "Now the Rock says, there are many type of pies. There is apple pie..."
LAWLER: "Oh yeah, apple pie! Mom's apple pie!"
THE ROCK: "That's not bad. There is... pumpkin pie..."
LAWLER: "Oh yeah!"
MICHAEL COLE: "That's my favorite."
LAWLER: "Pumpkin pie's your favorite?"
MICHAEL COLE: "Yeah."
THE ROCK: "Pretty good pie to the Rock. There is also... pecan pie..."
LAWLER: "That's one of MY favorites, pecan pie!"
THE ROCK: "The Rock doesn't like that too much."
LAWLER: "Uh-oh..."
THE ROCK: "And of course, there is the Rock's all-time favorite, including Rochester's all-time favorite, poontang pie!"
(crowd goes nuts)
LAWLER (laughing): "What?!"
(The Rock holds up a pie with white icing and the word "poontang" written on it in chocolate icing)
MICHAEL COLE (laughing): "Check it out, King; look at this! Oh, my!"
LAWLER: "That's my favorite; poontang pie!"
CROWD: "Rock-y! Rock-y! Rock-y!"
(Egged on by the crowd, the Rock swipes a finger across the poontang pie and sucks the icing off his finger)
LAWLER: "Uh-oh... the Rock is partaking of poontang pie!"
THE ROCK: "That's some of the best damn poontang pie the Rock has ever tasted..."
(crowd pops)
LAWLER: "And the Rock knows poontang pie!"
MICHAEL COLE: "I'm sure he does."
THE ROCK: "Now, seeing as the Rock is in a giving mood, Michael Cole..."
LAWLER: "Uh-oh!"
THE ROCK: "The Rock knows that you have never EVER had a piece of poontang pie!"
MICHAEL COLE: "How does he know that?"
LAWLER (laughing and pointing at Michael Cole): "You've never had any poontang pie!"
MICHAEL COLE (affronted): "How does he know THAT? C'mon, King..."
LAWLER: "That's true. It's true!"
MICHAEL COLE: "Yeah, you're gonna laugh right along with him."
THE ROCK (stepping up to the announcers table and setting the pie down in front of Michael Cole): "So the Rock says, for the first time in your life, try-- don't be afraid of the poontang!"
MICHAEL COLE: "I'm not afr--" (gives up)
LAWLER: "You scared of poontang?"
THE ROCK: "Here's some advice from the Great One. When you're ready for poontang, poontang will be ready for you."
MICHAEL COLE: "That sounds like something my dad would say."
(The Rock waves Michael Cole invitingly towards the pie)
LAWLER: "Try it! You might like it!"
(Michael Cole gets a fingerful of icing and licks it off as the crowd cheers him on)
LAWLER: "Do you like it?"
(Michael Cole nods)
LAWLER (looking up at the Rock): "He likes it! Mikey likes it!"
THE ROCK: "So Michael Cole, the Rock says, tell the Rock, along with the millions..."
CROWD: "...AND MILLIONS..."
THE ROCK: "...of Rock's fans how your first experience was with poontang pie!"
(The Rock shoves his microphone in Michael Cole's face)
MICHAEL COLE: "Well, I gotta tell ya, Rock--"
THE ROCK: "It doesn't MATTER how your first experience was!"
(The crowd pops huge as Lawler cracks up)
MICHAEL COLE: "What the hell are YOU laughing at?!"
LAWLER (giggling like a schoolgirl): "Hey, get some poontang pie from Mae and Moolah!"
(The Rock climbs atop the announcers table and strikes his pose)
THE ROCK: "IF YA SMEEEELLLLALALALOW! What the ROCK.... is cookin'!"
"What's he got that I don't have?... I HATE the Rock!"
-- Al Snow fuming backstage as he watches the Rock on a monitor
"Well, Al Snow's not only stupid, he must be blind!"
-- Lawler on Al Snow's comments on the Rock
"The Rock and Sock Connection working well as a team here, King!"
"Yeah, that's what *I* hate to see."
-- Michael Cole and Lawler
"It would TAKE a superheavyweight to lift Mankind after all the turkey he's eaten today!"
-- Lawler as Hardcore works over Mankind
"The Rock knocked the stuffing out of Crash!"
-- Michael Cole with a Thanksgiving Day pun for us all
"Please... your breath is about to bleach my hair!"
-- Lawler attempting to interview Moolah and Mae Young
"Also, I understand that you all attended the big premiere of the movie, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger-- and this is appropriate for you 'cause it could happen any minute-- "End of Days," right?"
"That's right, and it was wonderful!"
"Let me tell ya about it, Moolah!"
"Will you shut UP?!"
-- Lawler, Moolah, and a drunk Mae Young
"Here comes the part of the night you've been waiting for!"
"What?"
"The shedding of the... ah..."
"Ick! You think he's busted any toilet seats lately?"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as Rikishi Fatu gets ready to rumble
"I think Rikishi might be one of those floats from the Thanksgiving Macy's Day parade!"
-- Lawler
"Well, my favorite food's not here. Everybody likes turkey; I happen to like pot roast."
"Pot! ...roast."
-- X-Pac and the Road Dogg discussing X-Pac's favorite food and teasing the homeless people, who are waiting to eat
"You like Miss Kitty's referee outfit there?"
"Do I ever! If she gets gravy on her, she'll be edible!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as the Gravy Bowl match gets underway
"Hey, Ivory went after the EMT!"
"Oh, I'm glad she did!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as Ivory pulls the female EMT's shirt off
"How embarrassing for that young lady, humiliated by Ivory."
"Why would you be embarrassed?"
"Put yourself in her shoes!"
"I'd RATHER put myself in her cups!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler
"Well King, you can't believe it's been a very happy Thanksgiving for this man, Al Snow."
"Who CARES?!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as Al Snow comes out for his match against the Godfather
"Whoever heard of eating a turkey drumstick with a fork, anyway?"
"Well, maybe they didn't want a drumstick; maybe they wanted the breast!"
"Speaking of which... Terri Runnels, c'mon over here and sit by me! I got a pumpkin pie for ya!"
-- Lawler (referencing what got D-X to throw the homeless people out backstage) and Michael Cole
"Hey hey hey!"
-- Mr. Ass directing Road Dogg's attention to Matt Hardy, who is trying to escape the cage
"Oh my, Road Dogg doing some flying of his own!"
-- Michael Cole as Road Dogg pulls off a top-rope moonsault, wiping out both Hardy Boyz (and look at the crowd CLAP! YEAH! Road Dogg fan going nuts here!!)
"We've got to take another look, King, at the athletic ability of the Road Dogg; top rope... got 'em both!"
"Shore did!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler checking out Road Dogg's moonsault on the double feature (yeeeeah baby!)
"Matt Hardy could've gotten out of the cage, but what a maneuver!"
"What an idiot!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as a Matt Hardy moonsault from the top of the cage wipes out Road Dogg, the ref, and Jeff Hardy
"Ho-ly shit! Ho-ly shit! Ho-ly shit!"
-- the crowd on Matt Hardy's moonsault
"OH MY!! Jeff Hardy tossed out of the cage; we have new champions, King!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as Mr. Ass throws Jeff Hardy over the top of the cage and to the floor
"We have new champions; Jeff Hardy is out of the cage, but the referee is knocked out! But there's X-Pac! NO! This can't be happening!"
-- Michael Cole
"DARN it!"
"...What?"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as the Outlaws manage to drag themselves out of the cage first
"Looks like the Hardy Boyz forgot to count on the "X" factor... two weeks in a row!"
-- Lawler (do I smell an Armageddon match?)
"What's gotta be going through the mind of Test? He's taking on Triple H and X-Pac tonight, and he's gotta take the walk down the aisle to marry Stephanie this Monday night!"
-- Lawler
"Maybe Shane is not tagging Test because he knows that nose has been recently broken, and he doesn't want it all messed up for the wedding!"
-- Lawler as Triple H and X-Pac kick the living crap out of Shane
"Boy, I tell ya, Test is making his future father-in-law proud! This is just what Vince had in mind-- oop! That's not..."
-- Lawler as Test rips up on D-X, then gets caught by a clothesline for his trouble
"X-factor on Test!"
"Oh, there goes that nose!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler as X-Pac and Triple H get an assist from the Outlaws
"That was the D-X version of birth control, right there..."
-- Lawler as Triple H nails Shane with a low blow
"Vince has gotta watch his son get pulverized by D-X, and King, he can't do a damn thing about it!"
-- Michael Cole as a furious Vince paces on the stage
"It's like watching your son being executed right out there and not being able to lift a finger to help!"
-- Lawler on the situation
"Wait a minute-- look out! Look out! The Hardys; it's the Hardys, and Edge and Christian!"
"What are THEY doing out here? Look at this!"
"They all have scores to settle with D-X! Matt Hardy, Edge and Christian, Crash Holly, Hardcore... it's KANE! It's KANE! And here's Prince Albert! Prince Albert now, as Vince looks on! It's an all-out assault on D-X!"
"Look at Vince McMahon; he's opened the flood gates!"
"Val Venis! D'Lo Brown!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler; the D-X four-on-one assault turns into a regular clusterfrick as Vince clears out a good portion of the locker room
"The fans are standing as it's chaotic on Thanksgiving night, King!"
-- Michael Cole as Too Cool, the Headbangers, the Mean Street Posse, Steve Blackman, Mideon, the Acolytes, and the Dudley Boyz all add themselves to the mix
"Ho-ly shit! Ho-ly shit! Ho-ly shit!"
-- the fans chanting their approval of the 30-plus man clusterfrick
"THE PILGRIMS MUST BE ROLLING OVER IN THEIR GRAVES!"
-- Michael Cole
"Wait... that's MY turkey!"
"Faarooq just took a bite out of that drumstick, then hit Crash with it!"
-- Lawler and Michael Cole as the foodfight begins
"It's a foodfight! A foodfight on SmackDown!"
-- Michael Cole (in the background, you'll see Edge and Christian say "screw it" and start throwing food at each other)
"Oh my God! FOOD FIGHT!!"
"That's my DINNER!"
-- Michael Cole and Lawler
"There's food everywhere! It's a bloody mess!"
-- Michael Cole (note Buh Buh Ray clocking Matt Hardy with a pumpkin, and Matt Hardy slipping on the food-covered mat and going down like a ton of bricks)
"This is, without a doubt, the greatest Thanksgiving I have ever seen in my LIFE!"
-- Lawler brandishing a drumstick, seconds before getting creamed in the face with a pie from Moolah
"Happy Thanksgiving from SmackDown! I think."
-- Michael Cole (look at Michael Cole and see him getting counted out to black from the ringside crew)
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