Story 7

A peach is a peach.
A plum is a plum.
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongues.
So open your mouth, close your eyes
And give your tongue some exercise!!!

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An English Professor wrote the words,
"woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote : "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote : "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."

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Heaven:
An American salary.
A British home.
Chinese food.
A Japanese wife.

Hell:
A Chinese salary.
A Japanese home.
British food.
An American wife.

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