T-Teacher

T : George, go to the map and find North America
G : Here it is !
T : Correct. Now Class, who discovered America ?
Class : George !!!!!

T : I hope I didn't see you looking at Don's paper
Don : I hope you didn't either

T : In this box, I have a 10-feet snake
Sammy : You can't fool me, teacher. Snakes don't have feet

T : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with " I "
E : I is ...
T : No, Ellen. Always say " I am "
E : All right. " I am the ninth letter of the alphabet "

T : If you received $10 from 10 people, what would you get ?
Sasha : A new bike

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" Isn't the principle a dummy? " said a boy to a girl.
" Say, do you know who I am ? " asked the girl.
" No "
" I'm the principle's daughter "
" And do you know who I am ? " asked the boy.
" No " she replied.
" Thank Goodness ! "

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