Story 15

The following are actual signs seen across the good old USA

- On a menu at a Washington (state) restaurant :
" Soup du Jour of the day "

- At Santa Fe gas station :
" We will not sell gasoline to anyone in a lass container "

- In a New Hamshire jewelry store :
" Ears pierced while you wait "

- In a New York restaurant :
" Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil should see the manager "

- On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners :
" 38 years on the same spot "

- In the offices of a loan company :
" Ask about our plans for owing your home "

- In a New Your medical building :
" Metal Heath Prevention Center "

- On a Maine shop :
" Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship "

- At a number of military bases :
" Restricted to anauthorized personnel "

- In a Tacoma, Washington men'clothing store :
" 15 men's wool suits, and 10. They won't last an hour ! "

- In the window of an Dragon Store :
" Why go elsewhere and be cheated when you can come here ? "

- In a Maine restaurant :
" Open 7 days a week and weekends "

- In a New Jersey restaurant :
" Open 11am to 11pm midnight "

- In the vestry of a New England church :
" Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished "

- On a Tennessee Highway :
" When this sign is underwater, this road is impassable "

- And apparently, somewhere in England in an open field otherwise untouched by human presence, there is a sign that says,
" Do not throw stones at this sign "

- On a restaurant in El Paso Texas :
" Sorry, we are open "

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