Thai Politicians

Chawalit is curious how his opponent party reached the nation's popular vote, so he decides to go to see how Chuan managed his party. He asks Chuan how he gets his member party becoming so sharp.

'Well it is simple. I sometimes ask my members a difficult question, and that way they stay really sharp mentally'.

Of course Chawalit wants an example, so Chuan asks Apisit to come over and asked:

'Apisit, he is not your brother, but still he is your father's son. Who is he?' 'Thatis not difficult',
Apisit answers immediately, 'Of course that is me'.

You see? That's the way you keep them sharp', Chuan says to Chawalit.

Chawalit, who wants to win the nation's next election, decides to bring this technic into his party training camp the next day. He calls Chalerm over to ask.

'Chalerm, I have a question for you', he says,
'He is not your brother, but still he is your father's son, who is he?'.
'My God, boss', is the reply,
'That is a tough one to answer, can I sleep on that overnight?'
Chawalit agrees with the one night postponement.

So that night Chalerm decides to call Sanor. He has been in this field for ages, maybe he knows something about this stuff.

'Sanor, maybe you know the answer to this question, he is not your brother, but still he is your father's son. Who is he?'.
'That is easy, that is me!', says Sanor.

So the next day Chalerm walks full of confidence to Chawalit.
Chawait asks: 'Chalerm, do you know the answer to my question now?'.
'Yes it was actually very easy', he says, 'Is it Sanor?'.

Chawalit answers: 'No of course not, you stupid bastard. It's Apisit!'.

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