* Only in America do we have a general in charge of the post office and a secretary in charge of defense.
* Only in America can a homeess combat veteran live in a cardboard box and a draft dodger live in the White House.
* Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
* Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...
* Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions.
* Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke
* Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters...
* Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and leave useless junk in the garage...
* Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss the call we didn't want in the first place...
* Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight...
* Only in America...do we use the word "politics" to describe the process so well: "Poli" in Latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures"...
* Only in America do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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