Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to.

10.  Tommy Lee's---------- Camp Kickachickee
9.  Lorena Bobbit's------ Camp Cutaweewee
8.  Tanya Harding's------ Camp Wackaneenee
7.  Kenneth Star's------- Camp Catchacrookee
6.  Louis Farakahn's----- Camp Killawhitey
5.  O.J. Simpson's------- Camp Killachickee
4.  Michael Jackson's---- Camp Wannabewhitey
3.  President Clinton's-- Camp Getahoochie
2.  Ellen Degeneras's---- Camp Lickacoochie
And the number one camp not to send your kid to:
1.  Monica Lewinsky's---- Camp Suckapeepee

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