"I'm handing out two things today, Ass Whoopings and Lollipops, and I'm fresh out of Lollipops." This is what you'll hear me say most of the day.

"You kids are so lazy, you'd shit in your own bed and kick it out with your feet" Quote from a Customer from work

"Is a Frogs Ass water tight?" My reply to most questions asked to me.

"Your such a Asshole" This is what I hear alot of the day.

"Love hurts, especially when your in prison and you are getting beaten with a bar of soap wrapped in a towel" Quote from my buddy Goose

"IF?.....IF butterflies had machine guns then birds wouldn't fuck with them" Quote from my Father

"If you were a Pie, I'd put whip cream on you and ask for seconds" Quote from my buddy Crane

"If I have to pull this car over, you kids aren't going to like it" Quote from my Father

"Her date was pleasent enough, but she knew that if her life was like a moive, this guy would be buried in the credits as something like, Second Tall Man." Quote from my buddy Fonzilla

"Umm Hmm.....this is a tastey burger" Quote from Pulp Fiction - Jules

"I'm your Huckleberry" Quote from Tombstone - Doc Holiday

"Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother fucker, mother fucker" Quote from Pulp Fiction - Jules

"Goodnight my angel Time to close your eyes And save these questions for another day I think I know what you've been asking me I think you know what I've been trying to say I promised I would never leave you And you should always know Wherever you may go No matter where you are I never will be far away Goodnight my angel Now it's time to sleep And still so many things I want to say Remember all the songs you sang for me When we went sailing on an emerald bay And like a boat out on the ocean I'm rocking you to sleep The waters dark And deep inside this ancient heart You'll always be a part of me Goodnight my angel Now it's time to dream And dream how wonderful your life will be Someday your child may cry And if you sing this lullabye Then in your heart There will always be a part of me Someday we'll all be gone But lullabyes go on and on They never die That's how you And I will be" Lyrics from Billy Joel - Song "Lullabye" A song special to me and my oldest daughter

"I can't use what I can't abuse And I can't stop when it comes to you You burned me out, but I'm back at your door Like Joan of Arc coming back for more I nearly died....I nearly died......I nearly died I came to cut you up I came to knock you down I came around to tear your little world apart I came to shut you up I came to drag you down I came around to tear your little world apart And break your soul apart" Lyrics from Garbage - Song "Vow"

"A little light looks through Her bedroom window She dances and I dream She's not so far as she seems Wild medow smells and sunsets Her hair blowing in the breeze She can't see me watching I'm thinking It's bitter sweet More sweet than bitter Bitter than sweet It's a bitter sweet surrender I said I'm older now, I work in the city But live together But it's different than my dreams Morning light fills the room an I rise She pretends she's sleeping I'm thinking It's bitter sweet More sweet than bitter It's a bitter sweet surrender Said I know we don't talk about it We don't tell each other Of the little things we need We work our way around each other As we tremble and weep As we tremble and we bleed It's bitter sweet More sweet than bitter Bitter than sweet It's a bitter sweet surrender Lyrics by Big Head Todd and the Monsters Song - "BitterSweet"

Whenever I'm alone with you You make feel like I 'am home again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I'am whole again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I'am young again Whenever I'm alone with you You make me feel like I'am fun again How ever far away, I will always love you How ever long I stay, I will always love you What ever was I say, I will always love you I will always love you Whenever I'm alone with you You make feel like I'am free again Whenever I'm alone with you You make feel I'am clean again How ever far away, I will always love you How ever long I stay, I will always love you What ever I say, I will always love you Lyrics by The Cure - Song "Lovesong" (KLK)

Today is the greatest Day I've even know Can't live for tomorrow I'll burn my eyes out Before I get out I wanted more Than life could ever grant me Bored by the chore Of saving face Today is the greatest Day I've ever know Can't wait for tomorrow I might not have that long I'll tear my heart out Before I get out Pink ribbon scares That never forget I tried so hard To cleanse these regrets My angel wings Were bruised and restrained My belly stings Today is Today is Today is The greatest day I want to turn you on I want to turn you on I want to turn you on I want to turn you Today is the greatest Today is the greatest day Today is the greatest day That I have ever really know Lyrics by Smashing Pumpkins - Song "Today"