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TOW Ross's Wedding
                     "missing" Chandler/Monica scenes


MONICA:  My mothers right.  Im never gonna get married.
CHANDLER:  You know what?  That iswho wouldnt want you?
MONICA:  PleaseIm a single mom with a 30-year-old son.

CHANDLER (rubbing her shoulders):  Listen.  That guy was out of his
mind.  You are beautiful.  And you definitely dont look like Ross
mother.

MONICA (groaning):  Its not just that, itsRoss is getting
marriedagain.  My mother wont get off my caseas usual, and--god, I
justoh, forget it.  Im such a loser.
CHANDLER:  Hey.  You are looking at the *king* of losers, alright?  You
are not a loser.  Believe me.  I recognize my people when I see them,
and
you are not one of us.

CHANDLER:  You want to get out of here?  Go for a walk?
MONICA:  Yeah, okay.

MRS. GELLER:  Oh, Monica, Ive been meaning to ask you, have you
tried on your bridesmaids dress yet?  Just to be sure, you knowit
looks as if youve put on a couple of pounds.

MONICA (suddenly):  What did I do?  Why does she always do that to
me?  I justIm so tired of it.
CHANDLER:  You didnt do anything.  Your mother probably just has
issues with her own mother that cause her to be overly critical towards
you.
MONICA (dryly): When did you become so insightful?
CHANDLER:  Im not.  I guessed.

CHANDLER:  Listen, Mon
MONICA:  You know what, Chandler?  I dont really want to talk about it
anymore.  Lets just walk, okay?
CHANDLER:  Actually, I was going to ask if you wanted to go up to my
room and veg out in front of the TV.
MONICA:  Alright.  That sounds good too.
CHANDLER:  Okay.

MONICA:  Whats wrong?
CHANDLER:  Nothing, I just
MONICA:  What?
CHANDLER:  Are you sure youre alright?

MONICA:  Ill be fine.  Its just been a long, depressing, very
frustrating
day.
CHANDLER (nods understandingly):  Ive had a few of those.
MONICA:  Yeah.

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