| Life Of Brian Sounds |
| Dreaming.wav | 'I sometimes lay awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face' |
| Favratism.wav | 'Bloody Favoritism!' |
| Sun.wav | 'They must think the sun shines out of your arse,sunny' |
| Want.wav | 'I want to be a woman' |
| Thwrow.wav | 'Thwrow him to the floor' |
| Rowman.wav |
'Im not jewish Im a roman. A rwoman?. No no a Roman ( he gets hit on the head)' |
| Bickus.wav | 'Wait til Bigus Dickus hears of this.' |
| Giggle.wav | 'Anybody else feel like a little giggle.' |
| Rwun.wav | 'Well Bwian you've certainly given us a good rwun for our money' 'What?' |
| Mary.wav | "'Well If its not a personal question, Are you a virgin?" "If its not a personal question! How much more personal can you get! Now piss off" "She is" ' |
| Crucifixion.wav |
'Crucifixion lasts hours it's a slow horrible death.' 'well at least it gets you out in the open air' |
| Pleasing.wav | '"Theres no pleasing some people" "Thats just what Jesus said sir" ' |
| Dogooder.wav | 'Bloody dogooder!' |
| How.wav | 'How shall we fuck off O Lord?' |
| Lineleft.wav | 'Crucifixon? good. Out of the door, line on the left one cross each.' |
| Goahead.wav | 'Go ahead get crucified see if I care' |