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what the kids are not getting into |
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Some movies. none of them: I saw DOGTOWN> that movie was bitchin' kate and i were going to go see LAGAAN we thought it was june 8th, but it was MAY 8TH so, uh oh. missed it. so lame. movies suck. god damn all movies and movie theatres to HELL. WHY DONT YOU ALL GO SEE ABOUT THE BOY YOU JERKS!! AND JERK OFF TO IT!!!!
mandarake is opening in santa monica like june 7 or something. fathers day is like the 16? |
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FANCY COLLEGE EDG'CATION - COSMOPOLITAN - SUPER VOCAB DICTIONARY/CycloPEDIA:
WICKED: 'badass' massachusettes word used by useless people.
JAKE: bitchin' boss midwestern term for the unhip.
THE CHOCOLATE CITY: none other than washington DC.
SKETCH: word used too often to describe the unsavory.
BUST A NUT: severly archaic term for ejaculation. |
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things i'm going to do when i go home:
drive in my car 1987 VOLVO 240 DL
get a job
play my records ;_;
throw things away
spend money, cry |
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Advice from people I respect: |
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"meet other people with the same interests become friendly with them...learn from them and do what ever it is that you want to do" - some imaginary guy who's dead |
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you don't owe anybody anything!!!!!! - shazam |
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like, whatever, or something. these kids don't know what they're talking about: |
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"DON'T TRANSFER BACK TO LA CUZ THAT'S GAY AND IF YOU DID YOU'D BE THE BIGGEST BASTARD IN THE WORLD. YOU'RE SUCH A BASTARD. I HATE YOU." - Alex "Chan" Jomini |
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REBECCA GLASER OWNS MY WEBSITE |
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Introductions . . . |
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Origins Rebecca was born and raised in the exotic and eccentric city of Cleveland, Ohio. This Buckeye baby would like our readers to know that Cedar Point is bitchin' "must see". She also recommends the sensual city of Toledo to all world travelers of taste and daring. Rebecca's choice hot spots in Cleveland and surrounding areas will be the subject of a detailed exclusive interview coming to Eclectia later. |
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The Unitarian Cult Years Although a self-described 'good jewish girl' as a child Rebecca would often cavort with the local Unitarian church youth group. During this time Rebecca participated in courtyard ceremonies, faux wicca candle processions, beer drinking, scented ciggarette smoking, and topless trampoline jumping. |
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Rebecca's Tips for Living 1. it is important to have as many alternate lighting sources as possible 2. television should not be a life staple 3. some people are more insane than others 4. don't trust people who come from broken homes |
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Plans for the Future When her cover album reaches #1, Rebecca plans to go back to college in washington dc where she will study astrology and marketing towards her BS degree. After college she is setting her sights on opening up a litte karaoke bar in downtown washington and settling down with a good clean man. |
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SEE YOU NEXT TIME |
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