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Other Characters From Titanic
- You are madly in love with the rude yet gorgeous Cal Hockley (Billy Zane).(Marlena)
- You don't talk to anyone unless they refer to you as Jill Hockley(Jill)
- You have a shrine devoted to Billy Zane in your room complete with incense candles pictures and a cup of ice(represents the iceberg)(Jill)
- You had the urge to request a refund upon learning that Cal puts a pistol in his mouth following the stock market crash (Jill)
- Your favourite actor is a guy from the movie (Ewan Stewart, a.k.a. Mr. Murdoch) and you want to be just like him and wonder if he already knows you're his best friend.
- You delight in shamelessly torturing your "Titanic" partner with impressions of the love of her life (the guy that plays Mr. Lowe) who just happens to be in the movie and you just happen to have a flashlight that's a pretty darn good replica of the one in the movie that makes you dangerous (Byron)
- You walk around doing impressions of Mr Andrews (lrc)
- If anyone even makes the smallest hint of anything related to Mr. Murdoch and the ship sinking, you immediately start to defend the officer vehemently, even if the person doing to hinting is on TV or in a book. (Kim)
- Kathy Bates - learnin' to love her. (Kathryn)
- You do a biographical paper on Thomas Andrews as an example of nice guys finish last. (Rob)
- You look past Kate Winslet and instead find your heart ensnared by 2 other women--those who play the Countess of Rothes and Madame Aubert. Naturally, the dinner scene is one of your favourites. When thinking of nothing else they come into your head and will not go away for anything (of course, that's not a problem). (Byron)
- Your "Titanic" partner helps you realise you can do a jolly good impression of Mr. Lightoller, and you think it would be neat for Halloween if only you could find blue contacts and an officer's uniform.(Byron)
- Every time you see the movie you wish that in Mr. Murdoch's last scene the people would just suddenly calm down and let the man do his work, cause it's just too sad when your favourite character has to go like that.(Byron)
- You are going to kill your "Titanic partner" if he does that Mr. Lowe impression one more time, not because it's annoying, but because lately, it makes you cry.(Kim)
- Your idol is someone who is in the movie (Amy)
- You feel like a traitor if you see a Billy Zane movie.(Frogger782)
- Your best friend thinks he is J.J.Astor and insists on calling you Madeline.(Frogger782)
- You recognise the old couple as Ida and Isador Strauss.(Frogger782)
- You have a Titanic theme party and tell everyone to come dressed as their favourite character. (Liz)
- You win $10,000 in the lottery and spend the money flying out to meet James Cameron and buying original pieces of Titanic coal.(Liz)
- You manage to track down that your sister's boyfriend's best friend's cousin's friend's aunt was a makeup artist on the set and are dying to meet her. (Liz)
- You wish you could have been an extra in the movie.(Jennifer)
- You are actually happy when Billy Zane wins the Blockbuster Entertainment Award for Best Supporting Actor because you feel it counts as an award for Titanic.(Jennifer)
- There's a painting in your school by some Hockney guy but every time you go buy you swear it says Hockley so you curse it. (Lena)
- You watch the show THREE every week just so you can boo and hiss at David Warner(the guy who played Cal's manservent) (Lena)
- You rent the 1930s version of "The Invisible Man" to see a young Gloria Stuart and marvel at how much she's changed. (Kathryn)
- You are dying to see Byron's "jolly good impression" of your favourite character, 2nd Officer Lightoller. [Summer]
- You want to somehow find out if Jonny Phillips was wearing pyjamas under his sweater and pants like the real Lightoller did. [Summer]
- When the last thing you look at before you turn out the lights to go to bed is a scant string of pictures you printed out from your computer of Jonny Phillips. [Summer]
- You're upset that in the colour Titanic picture of the officers, Lightoller is absent. [Summer]
James Cameron had to change his address so you would stop writing him letters (Anna)
- You really do think James Cameron is the "king of the world" (Dennis)
- You watch "Bewitched" and "Young and the Restless" to see Bernard Fox (Dennis)
- You think it would have been nice to have a beer or two with Molly Brown (Dennis)
- You knew that the woman who played Irish Mommy was in "Aliens" and "T2"
- You write fan letters to everyone who worked on the movie, right down to the lighting guy (Suzie and Erica)
- You steal all the straws so you can send spit-wads at Cal.(Billy Zane) (Zoe and Katie S.)
- You wish you were the little girl dancing with Leo in steerage{Megan}
- You get all excited when you see an ad in the New York Times for a play on Broadway that "Mr. Andrews" (Victor Garber) is in. (Kathy)
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Quoting Titanic In Everyday Life
- You run up to people who resemble Jack and Rose, saying lines from the movie to them (Cara)
- You yell at your mother screaming, "I won't marry Cal! I won't!" (Cara)
- You randomly say lines from the movie (Cara)
- You tell your fiancee," I'd rather be his whore than your wife!"(Marlena)
- You quote movie lines to "Jack" your teddy bear (Haley)
- You go to see it again and you realize you're the only one who can quote every line. (Ashley)
- You find yourself quoting Titanic in everyday conversation. (Kelly)
- You have a Titanic quote for every situation. (Erin and Christie)
- You and your roomate put a Titanic quote on your dry-erase board everyday.(Erin and Christie)
- You take your friends to see Titanic and then say dialogue to them at the same time as the actors.(Melanie)
- When you're done watching Titanic, it's you yell "Hurry, there's cars only for half of us!"... (Donwulff)
- You and your friends always play Titanic charades or pictionary with the quotes (Shawna)
- You always seem to relate everyday life to Titanic by finding a quote to go along with the situation (Shawna)
- You start whispering to your friend in class "iceberg right ahead" when your teacher says the word "ice." (Collette)
- You go to a bar and say "What do you think, a first class girl can't drink?" (Jaimie)
- You believe stealing "Titanic" lines can improve any movie, including "Tomorrow Never Dies" -- "Dawson. James Dawson." (Cheryl)
- You know how many times Rose says "come back!"(Grae)
- You start 'accidentally' saying 'reckon' or start saying in a British accent--"That's White Star Line Property!" (Ridout)
- You are seriously considering adding "You jump, I jump" to your wedding vows.(Julie)
- You have given up calling your fiancee by his real name, and instead call him Jack. You insist that he calls you Rose. He agrees, but only because then he can say, "Rose, you're so stupid! Why'd you do that?"(Julie)
- You annoy your swim coach by starting every session with "you jump, I jump".(Donn)
- You get in trouble with your Algebra teacher for writing " This is absurd! We are not having this conversation!" on your homework paper. (Hannah)
- While in line you yell "For gods sake women and children first!" (Donn)
- When you call someone, you wait for them to pick up the phone then yell "Is anyone there?" and when they say yes, you yell "Iceberg right ahead!"(Kim)
- You can go through any scene in the movie after being given just one line.(Kim)
- You know all the officers' names, ranks, lines, fates, and nationalities, the actors' names who played them, and you have a crush on at least one.(Kim)
- You can do the accents along with the lines.(Kim)
- Anytime you're in a crowded room you lean over to someone and say, "There's the Countess of Rothes. And that's . . . " etc.()
- You find yourself yelling out "Iceberg right ahead!" in Biology lab when someone dumps some ice into a beaker of water and it floats. (Nataria)
- You're at a drinking party and say, "Here's one to making it count!"(Amanda)
- You're friends don't last a day without saying "You're obsessed" ... and you don't last a day without saying a line from Titanic(Brianne)
- Everything anyone else says makes you think of a line from Titanic... which you then recite for everyone.(Brianne)
- Every time you are telling a story and someone interrupts you, you say, "Do you want to hear this or not, Mr. Lovett?" (Lisa)
- When someone you don't like doesn't do her homework, you say to your friends, "See how she's trying to hide it. Quite the scandal!" (Lisa)
- Your friends are ready to puke from hearing so many lines from Titanic.(Nicole)
- Whenever your mom yells at you, you say "Oh, stop it, Mother.
- You whisper quotes from the movie in your sleep.(Liz)
- You keep repeating over and over to yourself " I'll never let go . " (Tricia)
- Quotes from Titanic: You say them, make a book out of them, write them and memorise them (April)
- You write notes to your friends with nothing on them but Titanic quotes (Swim145)
- It's 1:00 AM and your mother screams at you to stop looking at that obsessions list and you say, "Oh stop it mother, you'll get yourself a nosebleed"(Jizzmop17)
- You broke your arm leaning off the railing of the loft in your house while acting out the scene when Jack and Rose meet and you won't let anyone sign your cast because you need the room to write Titanic quotes. (Steph)
- When your friends give less than enthusiastic feedback on the movie, you boom loudly, "You can be blase about some things, but not Titanic!" (Kathryn)
- In school, your teacher becomes disturbed when she sees you shaking your head sadly and murmuring "Not enough boats . . . not enough by half". (Kathryn)
- You and your best friend spend every English period writing Titanic quotes all over your textbook cover, and several pieces of looseleaf and then your other friends ask to borrow the book so they can be entertained during class by reading it.(Jen)
- You are taking a test on a book about WWI in English class and somehow you incorporate "No matter what happens, no matter how hopeless" into one of your answers.(Jennifer)
- The people behind you get mad because you keep quoting the lines from the movie (Nikki M)
- You believe that the line, "Oh, stop it Mother. You'll give yourself a nosebleed." is applicable in any situation.(jen1)
- After seeing the movie you go to eat at Hardees and when the door creaks you and your friends scream "oh my god TITANIC!" (Gamunch)
- When you go canoeing you can't help but stand up in the boat and yell, "Is anyone alive out there?" (Jeff)
- You get to the reading comprehension part of a test, and upon noticing that the title of a selection is "Iceberg" you yell out, "Iceberg right ahead!!" (Isabel)
- You go to Disney and scream "Iceberg right ahead!" on The pirate of the Carribean (Fantasia)
- You hunt down your soon to be ex-husband just to spit in his face call him an unimaginable bastard and tell him " I would rather be his whore than your wife." (Karen and Cynthia)
- Even though you've seen the movie 6 times, you still feel the urge to yell "Get a life jacket, Jack! PLEASE!!" in between spouts of tears.(JulietRAS)
- You and your best friend started crying at lunch when you started quoting the movie! (Edward)
- You refuse to stop shaking anyone’s hand until they say "I thought you were leaving"(RoseDwson)
- You spend hours fixing and dying your hair like Rose's for the party, and when you get there, all you say are quotes from Titanic until they kick you out. (Kym)
- When you get an A on a calculus test you throw your arms in the air and shout "I'm the king of the world!" (Meg)
- You change your answering machine message to "Hi, you've reached the RMS Titanic. The ship is sinking and I'm busy right now being lowered into the water on a lifeboat. But if you leave your name, number and a message, as soon as the Carpathia rescues us, I'll get back to you ASAP. And if this is Jack......I'll never let go". The music playing in the background of this message is the music that is playing while Rose is staring into Jack's eyes as the lifeboat is being lowered. (Melinda)
- You tell your mom, if she forces you to marry, you'll jump off a ship. (Kate)
- Your quote lines from the movie without knowing it, like "Pick up you bastards!" when you are calling someone on the phone, and "Quite the scandal", when you are talking about gossip. (Jillian)
Instead of saying "left" or "right", you say "hard-a-starboard" and "hard-a-port" (Norman)
- You're planning on giving out lifevests and binoculars to everyone on your Christmas list this year (Norman)
- [If you're a woman] You cut in front of men in the checkout line at the supermarket saying, "Women and children first" (Norman)
- Nowadays, you pay REAL careful attention to the flight attendants as they explain the safety and evacuation procedures; you also memorise the layout of the plane and the location of the exits (Norman)
- You paint "R.M.S." next to the little nameplates on your car (i.e., R.M.S. Accord) (Norman)
- No matter how awkward, you try to find creative ways to include the word "steerage" in your everyday conversation (Norman)
- You are at the beach, and you see a passenger ship, and scream "look out for icebergs!" (Courtney)
- You hire a taxi cab and when he says, "Where to, Miss?" you reply "To the stars" (Bayani)
- You know how many times Jack says "This Way!" (6 times) (Lia)
- While ice fishing you purposely fall through some thin ice, and yell "It's so cold." (Holly)
- You can't wait for the day when you can call someone an "unimaginable bastard" (Dennis)
- You say "do you want to hear this or not" every chance you get (Dennis)
- You say "It doesn't look any bigger than the Mauritania" about EVERYTHING (Dennis)
- You've made a "Best Titanic Quotes" page and passed it out to everyone that has seen Titanic in your school. (depalma)
- You have started calling your porch your " promenade deck".(Holly and Anna)
- You practice saying "Leo.. it's my birthday today.." just like Kate in her English accent, like she recalled saying on her birthday during the Oprah special. (Skyerose)
- You teach the kids you're babysitting all about Titanic and when their parents get home they're running around saying "You unimaginable bastard!" and spitting in each other's faces. (Skyerose)
- You gave all of your friends the name of a character from the movie and call them only that name. (WaterLily0)
- You finally convince your steady of boyfriend of 2 or more years to go see it with you and you realise 5 minutes into the movie he is no Jack/Leo so you are forced to break up with him. Your reason when he asks why you would choose a man you have never met or a fictional character over him, "I would rather be his whore than your wife"
- You know that they said absurd 4 times in the movie, then you go around saying "this is absurd" to everything.(Robin)
- When your friend comments on how cold the rain is, you shout out, " The water is freezing and there aren't enough boats!" (Lisa)
- When someone says something about $20 and they aren't even talking to you, you say "Is that the going rate for saving the woman you love?" (SuzieQ)
- Whenever you are playing ANY kind of card game and it gets all quiet you jump out of your seat and start screaming "We're going to America! Full House boys!!" (SuzieQ)
- When you get onto an elevator and the doors start to close you stick up your middle finger and say "bye bye!" (SuzieQ)
- When you and your friends are looking for someone, you say, "This is a ship! There are only so many places he/she could be."(Aaron)
- While playing night games and everyone is hiding from you, you yell, "Is anyone alive out there?! Can anyone hear me?!"(Aaron)
- While talking to your friends and they know that they said something that you can use a Titanic quote to come back with, they stop talking,look at you and think you are sick when you don't answer them with one.(Aaron)
- You have your alarm on your watch set for 11:40 PM and you say out loud, even when there's no one to hear you, "Iceberg, right ahead!"(Aaron)
- You tell your parents for the 4th of July, you want distress
rockets instead of firworks to set off. Then you run around the backyard wearing a lifejacket, yelling, "There are't enough boats! Half the people on this ship are going to die!"(~Kristy~)
- While waiting to get on the bus to go home in the middle of a snow storm, your friend says to you, "I hope the bus isn't too crowded!" You grab her collar and yell, "Oh (friend's name here), shut up! Don't you understand? The weather is freezing and there aren't enough seats. Not enough by half. Half
the people out here are going to die." (~Kristy~)
- In the pouring rain, you stand outside wearing an oversized
coat.(You have your $8 Heart of the Ocean in one pocket) You make your brother come out with a black umbrella and ask, "Can I take your name please love?" and you answer, "Dawson. Rose Dawson." (~Kristy~)
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