Welcome back to As the Cuukie Crumbles !!!
Hoppin back into the past, wrinkles faded away by cosmetic creams and gravity, all arrive home..to where they once belonged...limber heading back to her Ramada Inn...Leenie in her tree top...singin two notes and a half...off key...when look who pops around the bend...Its Gaylord Letzimoff Aldetime!!...singin his wonderful tune of...bad eggs and beans...frizzled up like a cats gone through..an electric dustbuster...then emptied out into a ...bed of plucked baboon feathers..."Ah, My Muffin Tin"...Yells Limber as she trips..over a baboon feather...landing into Gaylords peak of perfection..when limber smells...why that smells like perfume...as gaylord trys to explain that its...Old beer stains...fermenting on cotton polyester...then Limber see's...Lipstick !!!...Hey Gaylord says...Thats the latest monkey butt tatoo !!...Limber wondering...whats been going on here...Where ya been?...when Gaylord says..."Lookin in Limbers eye..."Oh my sweet "Obese Pansey!!" I mean my sweet Limber...as Limbers eye pops open...Who is Obese Pansey??"..and "whos Shack has yer shoes been sittin in?" just as cuukie comes over with....Hey all....I want ya to meet Obese Pansey....A news journalist fer the gossip pages in the Inspirer magazine...Obese has informed all she is here...to interview Limberknees on...Investigating and filtrating the lives of Friends..."How to make freinds and keep them...without actually having to talk to them."...As Obese asks her assistant..."Got any toast with a swish of water..as Iseena Neykidman comes from behind.."She talkin to someone?...As Obese suddenly says...Did I tell you my name after 2pm is Ms. His Sippy until 4pm ....then ya can call me Obese for a few more minutes ...until my name Bon Tweezer takes over at 6...as Obese once again...asks herself to ...pass the butter...onlookers wonder how many people...can actually fit into....one body...when Iseena sneeks up to Obese and says..."Open Wide" to Obese ...and then..."Anybody in there !!!...If yer name starts with S...Come on out !!! "....actually thinking she'd hear a response...As Limberknees is getting ready fer her interview...Leenie trying to figure out if Baboons actually have feathers and Gaylord....keeping his eye on Obese...winkin profusely ....Iseena still searching for missing immigrants inside the mouth of....Obese Pansey....we must all wonder...what questions will be asked of Limber?...Who and how many will be interviewing Limber?....Stay tuned to as the cuukie crumbles for the answers......
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