Cap'n Crunch's problems began to start once he
finished Officer Training School. He has several Article 13's, which
is a military reprimand, ranging from his all popular binge drinking-bar
room brawls to his involvement with young children and his..........let's
just say questioned sexuality.
The Cap'n was known to be a drinker by his peers.
Some say that he can down a fifth of Capn Morgans Spiced Rum in less than
an hour and still stand up right, by the way Capn Morgan happens to be
a dear close friend of the Cap'n but hey that's a different story.
After he finishes his dear friends elixir he then begins to indulge upon
some monstrous concoction which he calls his Cap'n's Brew. What is
exactly in his "Cap'n's brew" all they know is that he yells across to
the bartender saying and I quote "hey you lazy ass bastard, I don't have
crunch berries for nothing give me some of this and that and some of this
and a pinch of that and just a hair of that blue stuff over there.
After he mixes this evil brew he begins to gulp it down mumbling to himself
after each gulp "mmmm children they will love me some day maybe not now
but someday they will." After about 8 or 9 of these "Cap'n's Brews"
his voice begins to get shaky like Mr. Magoos voice and he starts to trash
talk the people in the bar. Before long he manages to piss somebody
off and the next thing they know the Cap'n is hitting them across the head
with a pool stick and the MP's show up to take the Cap'n to the brig.
After a few times in the brig the Cap'n realizes
that this isn't the right thing to do and that this isn't what he really
want's to do. The Cap'n has always like young children, especially
young boys.
Other reports have showed that the Cap'n has requested that young officers meet him in his quarters at odd hours of the night for some "extra on the job training." The next thing stated in the reports is that the Cap'n made sexual advances to these young unsuspecting officers saying, with a shaky Mr. Magoo voice and we all know what causes the Mr. Magoo voice, "son your too soft I don't know why but I think you need something in you to make you harder and I think I have what it takes to make you a hard man." Then the reports state that Cap'n Crunch reaches for his crotch while the above comment is being said and then licks his lips. The reports also state that the young officers begin to question the Cap'n about his jesters and then leave.
The above report comes from an Officer, who's
name we will keep unknown, he was the first person to report the Cap'n
of doing wrong things. His cooperation with the US Navy is the first
step in bringing the Cap'n to justice. The scary thing is that we
sit out children down each morning before school and practically invite
them to sail with the Cap'n and to be his little "mate." And I ask
you this one question. Is that what we really want, to let our kids
sail with a molester and a person who will use their power to manipulate
the public and harm out kids? My answer is no, not at all I won't
stand for this and I know that you won't either. That is the purpose
of this weeks Exposed. I have found many other disturbing things
that can harm us and our children. So check back every week or so
for a new uncovered story. Some stories take longer than others to
uncover so you might have to wait.
It also depends on the hit count of my page if
I decide to update or not. But the people want to know and I am the
only link to the truth.
Here are some disturbing pictures with the Cap'n.
If the above text does't convince you just look the Cap'n pic again. Look at his limp writsted action going on there and his gogo boots he's wearing. I mean the boots are almost up to his lil round butt. Come on who is he trying to fool here. I'm not suprised and niether should you be.