| Episode | How he died |
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| Cartman Gets an Anal Probe | Run over by Barbrady
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| Weight Gain 4000 | Impaled by flagpole after being shot by Mr. Garrison
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| Volcano | Ned drops gun, shoots Kenny
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| Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride | Torn apart in football
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| An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig | Nuked in microwave
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| Death | Touch of Death
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| Pink Eye | MIR lands on him
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| Damien | Shot by Jimbo, when he was platypus
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| Starvin' Marvin | Eaten by turkeys
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| Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo | HE LIVED!
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| Tom's Rhinoplasty | He had a sword shot through his head
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| Mecha Streisand | Strangled by the ball on rope
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| Ike's Wee Wee | Falls into a grave
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| Conjoined Fetus Lady | Gets crushed by ball in dodgeball
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| Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka | Pulled in half in "Jesus and Pals" fight
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| Flashbacks | Killed by monster
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| Summer Sucks | Killed by giant snake
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| Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut | Hit by a train
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| Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut | Electricution, from connecting the wires
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| Chicken Lover | Tree lands on him
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| Chef's Salty Chocolate Balls | Crushed by crowd
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| Chicken Pox | Flatlined from chicken Pox
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| Roger Ebert should lay off the fatty foods | Head blew-up in the plane_arium
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| Clubhouses | Died in mosh pit
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| Cow Day | Killed by a bull
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| Chef Aid | Head bitten off by Ozzy Ozborne
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