Need HTML help? I can teach you stuff (I'm not going to show examples here because you probably won't understand them) so if there is something you want to know, email me. I can do image maps, frames, tables, etc. All of those things sound hard but really, they are simple. Here's some kewl sites where you can learn (use the cottagerow one for image maps, screw htmlgoodies and their crap about 'programs'!).
htmlgoodies Good for tables.
cottagerow Good for image maps.
javagoodies Some awesome cut and paste codes, and a java tutorial that I'm gonna try to learn some java from.
Have more? Email me them.