Oktoberfest 1999

Before Oktoberfest, we conducted a poll to see who
was most likely to go to jail, fortunately no one did. The winner of the poll was Bryan See.

Never pass out too early during Oktoberfest The King and Queen of Oktoberfest Make sure you go to the fest grounds and sample from the Golden Barrel, even if you have to tap it out yourself The special Golden Beer is so good that you'll want to get your own picture
If you have to use the bathroom, don't rule out garbage cans Wild things can happen, even while you sleep Pose for pictures with all the local sponsors. Be social, make new friends.

The pre-party begins as early as a morning shower Or you might get stuck drinking with some crazier people!!! The Oktoberfest parade is a MUST, get involved and crazy

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 Matt Bechel at the Library between 9-10:30
Hitchhikers needing a ride to the Alpine
A Drunken La Crosse City Councilman
TV news interviews
A 2 hour wait for breakfast
Strange bathroom places (bottles, garbage cans etc...)
People saluting the American Flag
AJB Dream Team members
Foot-long corndogs
Impressionable Children
Unnecessary behavior in waterbeds
Women giving their bras to Benny
Unwanted liquids in coolers
Oktoberfest virgins
Mug rootbeer & whiskey
A man in a sailors uniform
Drunken parade viewers pimping highschool girls
The Golden Barrel
Candy necklaces
Sex! Beer! Alcohol!

No lady is too old at Oktoberfest! The parade brings out the craziest of people. Don't be afraid to clown around! Participate in a sword duels!
But don't spank the monkey... Be careful when posing for pictures, though... Or you might get stuck cleaning up after the animals! Bathrooms are plentiful, trees everywhere!
The locals are friendly, they even let you help push their cars! Make sure that you go to the bars too! Go to Who's On Third and try a fishbowl in a picture?
You never know who you'll meet Or where you'll pass out!