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Coming
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- Siegfried the Viking
- Legally Dumb
- Scorpiolander
- Mu of the Jungle
- Me, Myself and Athena
- Alberich Amatistahands
- The Greek Job
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Now
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- Camus McBeal (season 1)
- The Saint Slayer (season 1)
- Sanctuary (season 1)
- Star Hill SH-1 (season 1)
- Athena of Greece (miniseries)
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The Hollywood Sanctuary site brings you the
listings of all movie parodies involving Saint Seiya done
by the staff. We also have the exclusive coverage of the (completely
fake) Saint Seiya Live Action Movie.
Today's Hollywood Sanctuary
Question Is:
Well, actually, we don't have the budget
for a Daily Poll (so, no vote)
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Show Biz
News
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March 24 of 2004
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From the Galleries
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Yes, we're aware we should
be drawing faster, but no one complains of a
Milo sighting, right?
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Happy
Birthday to |
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March
- Marina Esquila Io (2)
- Gold Saint Piscis Aphrodite
(10)
- Specter Kyug Zeroz (13)
- Silver Saint Eagle Marin
(18)
- Seika (18)
- Sea God Poseidon (Julian
Solo) (21)
- Silver Saint Ophideous
Shaina (24)
- Specter Griphon Minos
(25)
- Gold Saint Aries Mu
(27)
- Natasha (28)
- Silver Saint Cerberus
Dante (29)
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Cool
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We'll
get you back on those, ok? |
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Contact Information
for no less than 2 fans with a wicked sense of humor although
aplications are still open for new parodies. |
If
you're looking for real information of the real Saint Seiya
Movie, or the Knights
of the Zodiac series, you're in the wrong place. This is
a fansite that is, so far, being hosted in geocites -we know,
the add kind of ruins the image of a serious site we're trying
to mantain. However, we do have a lot of links for other fan
pages and other less humurous -shall we say, more serious- pages
where you can actually learn something of the manga by Masami
Kurumada or the anime series. Here? You'll only find some silly
jokes at the expence of some bad, good and so-so movies. Meaning,
we have too much free time.On the plus side, all you find here
is completely FREE so you
won't have to use the cute little button of paypal that one
of this days I'll add unless you really, really like us.Click
here for details. |
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Hollywood Sanctuary
Movie of the Day (actually, of the update, but
it wouldn't look as professional, would it?) |
When
the only radio station in the Sanctuary refuses to play their
single, Milo, Death Mask and Camus are forced to take matters
in their own hands. Although concidered by some in 1987 as
the lowest point in Milo's acting career, Air
Saints was the first of many commedies starring
Acuarius Camus, who until then was only known for his role
as the "straight man" in Aphrodite's comedy show
"Aprho's Night Live". Air Saints is also the only
comedy starring Death Mask so far, as the Cancer Saint is
more famous for his recurring role in the Nightmare on Silicia
Street's series.
The plot is simple enough: Chaz Darby (Milo)
is the leader of the unsigned Heavy Metal band The Lone Saints.
When a local music enterpeur (Tatsumi)
informs him that he will not listen to any unsolicited material,
Chaz decides to get his sample on the local radio station.
With the help of his bandmates, Pip (Camus)
and Rock (Death Mask), Chaz infiltrates
the radio station, but due to a missunderstanding with the
Radio Station Owner (Arles) and
the most popular DJ of the Sanctuary (Misty),
they end up taking the station hostage.
The movie itself is silly, but it is worth the entrance admission
price if only for the three musical numbers, all interpreted
live by the Lone Saints. The soundtrack will be availble soon.-Not
a Critic
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Saint Seiya Live
Action Update (fooled you!) |
 Christina
Ricci has already accepted the
role of Saori Kido, the young
goddess that has to sacrifice herself and her wardrobe to
save mankind. Although some critics have mentioned that Ricci
(Famous for her roles in The Addams Family, The Opposite of
Sex and Allie McBeal) might be too old for the role, let's
get real, there's no way we could get a real 13 year old to
look like Saori.
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Saint Trivia
Ok. Once and for all. Who killed Misty?
(answer)
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Saint Seiya Quote of the Day
HYOGA
"MAMÁ!"
Yes. He says it every single time.
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