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The Hollywood Sanctuary site brings you the listings of all movie parodies involving Saint Seiya done by the staff. We also have the exclusive coverage of the (completely fake) Saint Seiya Live Action Movie.

Today's Hollywood Sanctuary Question Is:
Well, actually, we don't have the budget for a Daily Poll (so, no vote)

Show Biz News

March 24 of 2004

From the Galleries

Yes, we're aware we should be drawing faster, but no one complains of a Milo sighting, right?

Happy Birthday to

March

  • Marina Esquila Io (2)
  • Gold Saint Piscis Aphrodite (10)
  • Specter Kyug Zeroz (13)
  • Silver Saint Eagle Marin (18)
  • Seika (18)
  • Sea God Poseidon (Julian Solo) (21)
  • Silver Saint Ophideous Shaina (24)
  • Specter Griphon Minos (25)
  • Gold Saint Aries Mu (27)
  • Natasha (28)
  • Silver Saint Cerberus Dante (29)
Cool places to visit
We'll get you back on those, ok?
Contact Information for no less than 2 fans with a wicked sense of humor although aplications are still open for new parodies.
If you're looking for real information of the real Saint Seiya Movie, or the Knights of the Zodiac series, you're in the wrong place. This is a fansite that is, so far, being hosted in geocites -we know, the add kind of ruins the image of a serious site we're trying to mantain. However, we do have a lot of links for other fan pages and other less humurous -shall we say, more serious- pages where you can actually learn something of the manga by Masami Kurumada or the anime series. Here? You'll only find some silly jokes at the expence of some bad, good and so-so movies. Meaning, we have too much free time.On the plus side, all you find here is completely FREE so you won't have to use the cute little button of paypal that one of this days I'll add unless you really, really like us.Click here for details.
Hollywood Sanctuary Movie of the Day (actually, of the update, but it wouldn't look as professional, would it?)

When the only radio station in the Sanctuary refuses to play their single, Milo, Death Mask and Camus are forced to take matters in their own hands. Although concidered by some in 1987 as the lowest point in Milo's acting career, Air Saints was the first of many commedies starring Acuarius Camus, who until then was only known for his role as the "straight man" in Aphrodite's comedy show "Aprho's Night Live". Air Saints is also the only comedy starring Death Mask so far, as the Cancer Saint is more famous for his recurring role in the Nightmare on Silicia Street's series.
The plot is simple enough: Chaz Darby (Milo) is the leader of the unsigned Heavy Metal band The Lone Saints. When a local music enterpeur (Tatsumi) informs him that he will not listen to any unsolicited material, Chaz decides to get his sample on the local radio station. With the help of his bandmates, Pip (Camus) and Rock (Death Mask), Chaz infiltrates the radio station, but due to a missunderstanding with the Radio Station Owner (Arles) and the most popular DJ of the Sanctuary (Misty), they end up taking the station hostage.
The movie itself is silly, but it is worth the entrance admission price if only for the three musical numbers
, all interpreted live by the Lone Saints. The soundtrack will be availble soon.-Not a Critic

Saint Seiya Live Action Update (fooled you!)
Christina Ricci has already accepted the role of Saori Kido, the young goddess that has to sacrifice herself and her wardrobe to save mankind. Although some critics have mentioned that Ricci (Famous for her roles in The Addams Family, The Opposite of Sex and Allie McBeal) might be too old for the role, let's get real, there's no way we could get a real 13 year old to look like Saori.

Saint Trivia
Ok. Once and for all. Who killed Misty? (answer)

Saint Seiya Quote of the Day

HYOGA

"MAMÁ!"

Yes. He says it every single time.


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