 1. When you stock up on black eye liner. 2. When you use Halloween decorations for year round house decor. 3. When most of your wardrobe is black. 4. When people yell, "Hey it's not Halloween yet!" 5. When people can't tell if you're girl or a guy. 6. When you've been the Crow for Halloween before. 7. When every pair of shoes you own are black boots. 8. When you go to sleep is when the sun comes up. 9. When you own a black cat. 10. When all the music groups you listen to are from the 80's. 11. When you have no smile lines. 12. When it takes 15 mintues to put on jewelry. 13. When a little kid comes up to you and asks you if you're a witch. 14. When all your jewelry is silver. 15. When you wear bondage jewelry with every outfit. 16. When all of your movies have been directed by Tim Burton. 17. When your bedroom window is covered in foil to block out the sun. 18. When you wear a black coat year round. 19. When you find yourself quickly jumping into shade if you have to be outside during the day time. 20. When your cereal is Count Chocula. 21. When you visit websites that have dark backgrounds and bright red lettering! |