Just a little peak into the types of sayings I like.

"Get A Life?!"  I am a gamer!  I have lots of lives. 

Vegetarian is an Indian word for lousy hunter

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

I no longer fear Hell.  I work in RETAIL!

I've been seduced by the chocolate side of the force!

GM is short for grinning masochist.

I'm not a Paladin--Killing is more of a hobby with me.

Cyberpunk--Better killing through technology.

If it weren't for  taxes, I'd never get fucked.

If you can't dazzle them with style, riddle them with bullets.

Another triumph for truth, justice and automatic weapons.

I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it, just the thousands marked "Occupant."

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie."  Until you can find a rock.

Democracy is four wolves and a lamb, voting on  what to have for lunch.

Body armor, Don't leave home without it.

I love my country.  It's my government I fear.

Nuke them till they glow, then shoot them in the dark.

 

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