Velcome to,
Chef Torte's
Neglected Character
Kitchen
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Hello, I am ze great Chef Torte! One of ze most Neglected Mario Characters of all time! I am verking here to stop ze madnezz of zat Mario! He ztealz all ze credit from othairz, he takez advantage of ze othairz, and VORST OF ALL...
He jumped on my poor, beautiful,
CAKE!
Zo! Enjoy zees part of ze Home of, zat dizpicible plumbair, Mario!
Zhere vill be more to zees zection zoon...
And one pieze of advize,
DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY ACCENT!!!
Zeriouzly... DON'T!
VAT? VAT?
You ARE making fun of it?!?
'OW DARE YOU!
STOP! STOP!
YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!
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