To start press any key, where's the any key?

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If you don't like your job you don't strike, you just go in every day and do it really half assed. Thats the American way.

I know you can read my thoughts boy. Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.

I gotta call the plant and warn 'em. Operator: The  fingers you have used to dial are too fat, to obtain a special dialing wand please mash the keypad with your palm now.

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Marge I swear i didn't touch your, you know how bashful I am. I can't even say the word titmouse without giggling like a schoolgirl, he he he he he he he he.

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Ohh that would be a shame, CHOMP. What do they put in this? Ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Argh agh agh aye agh argh.

Uhh, they have the internet on computers now

Oh Lisa, you and your stories, Bart is a vampire, beer kills brain cells, now lets go back to that building thingy where our beds and t.v. is.

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