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| "Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted." - Albert Einstein When a man sits next to a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. Let him sit on a hot stove for a minute, and it is longer than any hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein If A equals success, then the formula is A equals X plus Y plus Z. X is work. Y is play. Z is keep your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein The tragedy of life is what dies in a man while he lives. - Albert Einstein When I examine myself and my methods of thought, I come close to the conclusion that the gift of fantasy has meant more to me than my talent for absorbing positive knowledge. - Albert Einstein There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad. - Salvador Dali On ne saurait faire une omelette sans casser des oeufs.(You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs) French Proverb Accept that some days you are the pigeon and some days you are the statue. - Anonymous The problem with real life is there is no danger music. - Jim Carrey Good people don't need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way around the laws. - Plato How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than create it herself. - Anais Nin Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley The true measure of a man is how he treats someone that can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transtion that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. - Jimi Hendrix I'll sleep when I'm dead. - Warren Zevon First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F. Kennedy When ideas fail, words come in very handy. - Goethe In the end, everything is a gag. - Charlie Chaplain The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. Lucille S. Harper He who hestitates is a damned fool. - Mae West When choosing between two evils, I like to try the one I have never tried before. - Mae West If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis The object of war is not to die for your country, but make the other bastard die for his. - General George Patton Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you. - Carl Gustav Jung If I were two faced, would I be wearing this one? - Abraham Lincoln A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty. - Sir Winston Churchill God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair A poem is never finished, only abandoned. - Paul Valery |
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