Hear ye!
Gather 'round!
Fresh off the press.
Jonathan's in town!
There's a write-up about him
In the Celestial Times,
Telling how he won the Lord's
Heart
And was greeted by the Heavenly Chimes.
Hey, there he goes now!
He's riding in one of his new
Trans Ams,
Looking fresh and lean
As he eyes the madams.
Oh, look! He's exiting his Car.
On his face is a Look of Great
Pleasure;
For, when he arrived,
He was showered upon with
Bounty and treasure.
Oh, look! He's entering his
Heavenly Condo--
Four floors tall it stands.
Says he's throwing a Celestial Bash
For which he must now make
Grand plans.
Says everyone's invited--(his
Ballroom is grand).
There'll be much dancing and
Singing
Along with the Rock and Roll
Band.
All you can eat.
All you can want
Will surely be available.
Then you'll hear Philosophical
Treatises by Emmanuel Kant.
Then Einstein will speak.
And then Van Gogh.
Then you'll hear from Adam
Smith and, of course,
Michelangelo.
Then Martin Luther King, Jr.
Will grace our ears with a Speech from the past that's
Sure to bring cheers.
He'll tell the part about how
A person should be judged not
By the color of the skin, but
By the character content.
His speech, he'll say, came
From God, and all will nod
And agree that MLK,Jr., Himself, by God was sent.
Then we'll hear from Hemingway, after Robert Frost Has his say.
Nathaniel Hawthorne and Oscar
Wilde will follow. Wilde will
Speak of his 'Picture of Dorian Gray'.
Beethoven, Bach, Mozart, and
Schumann will play some of
Their best pieces yet; for,
Here in the Heavenly Kingdom,
They've had much time to Perfect.
This is gonna be great, you
See!
With streamers and balloons
Filling the air.
Everyone will be full of
Merriment. Come, if you dare!
It will last for days,
There will be no night.
So you can converse or dance
To your heart's delight.
Jonathan is so popular
Everywhere he goes.
Jonathan is so cool.
Him, everyone knows!
That winning personality,
That handsome face,
Both make him special--
Even in this great place!
His Kool-Aid smile sets one
Aglow.
The angelic aura surrounding
Him is much too brilliant not
To show.
Yes, God has favored him.
Yes, God has chosen him.
For his troubles on Earth,
Our Lord has rewarded him.
For, he didn't give up when
Times got rough.
He persevered, even when Things got really tough.
He seemed to endure much more
Than he could,
But received in return all and
More than he should.
He fought the good fight,
Day and night.
He couldn't see his way
So he relied on the Light.
He never walked alone, and That Being of Light guided Him
Safely Home.
Jonathan's here now! Safely
Home. No more to roam.
JONATHAN!!!
