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What I don't visit rich people's house..
Jokes

 

I recently paid a visit to a millionaire's house, and ended up not having anything to drink despite the offer. Below is how the offer was made to me:

Question : " What would you like to have .Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee? "
Answer: " tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ? "
Answer : " Ceylon tea "

Question : " How would you like it ? black or white ? "
Answer : " white "

Question : " Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "
Answer : " With milk "

Question : " Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk "
Answer : " With cow milk please.

Question : " Milk from Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow? "
Answer: " Aaggman I will take it black. "

Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "
Answer : " With sugar "

Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ? "
Answer : " Cane sugar "

Question : " White , brown or yellow sugar ? "
Answer : " Aagman ! forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question : " Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer : " Mineral water"

Question : " Flavoured or non-flavoured ? "
Answer : " I give up, just forget about everything. "

Hmm... haha... Have you ever experienced this before??

 

Please be warned that some of these jokes might contain some sensitive elements. I'm sorry if it brings any insult to you.

 

 
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