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ALLELUIA!!!!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.  That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dee didley dee, there they are a standing in a row, bum bum bum, big ones, small ones, some as big as your head!!!

Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?

You have the right to remain silent, so SHUT UP!!!

Not the brightest crayon in the box, now are we?

You're village called, they're missing their idiot.

If we can put a man on the moon, then why not all of them?