"There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast."

"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this."

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

"Dogs come when they're called; Cats take a message and get back to you later."

"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats."

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."